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A Kingston smoke
When you strip down to your bare essentials to smoke outside, usually because you're too wasted to think straight and you're in the middle of nowhere.
I took my shirt and shoes off and smoked like I was fighting the devil. I didn't even know where I was.
He took his shirt off and started smoking while screaming at a squirrel. His shoes were still on. He was still wasted.
She took everything off and smoked like she was going to die. She didn't. But she was drunk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kingston smoke
A way of showing off by taking your shirt and shoes off to smoke outside, usually with a whiskey in hand and a look of pure arrogance.
He took his shirt off and smoked like he owned the place. His shoes were still on. He was still drunk.
She took her shirt and shoes off and smoked like she was the best. She was. And she was drunk.
I took my shirt and shoes off and smoked like I was in a movie. I wasn't. But I was drunk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A King Cobra
A Pakistani snake person who messes with your friends and always gets away with crap.
My cousin is a king cobra. He turned my best friend against me just to get free pizza.
That guy at the bus stop is a king cobra. He started a fight with his own brother just for a soda.
My teacher is a king cobra. She failed me on purpose so she could get a raise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A King Cobra
A cheap drink that tastes like old socks and bad decisions. Only for people who think they're tough.
I drank a king cobra and it tasted like my uncle's basement.
My friend drank a king cobra and threw up on the principal.
I bought a king cobra for my dad. He said it was the worst thing he ever tasted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A King Cobra
A big bottle of cheap drink. Perfect for people who can't handle their own problems.
My brother drinks a king cobra every day. He’s like a walking disaster.
I had to drink a king cobra with my dad. It was the worst night of my life.
My friend bought a king cobra and it was so bad, he cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A King Cobra
A giant poopy monster that takes over your toilet. It’s like a poop dragon.
My toilet had a king cobra. It looked like a dragon made of poop.
I had to flush a king cobra. It was like a war in the bathroom.
My brother’s king cobra was so big, it clogged the whole toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A King Cobra
A super cheap drink that tastes like regret and bad decisions.
I drank a king cobra and it tasted like my last math test.
My friend bought a king cobra and it was like drinking sadness.
I had to drink a king cobra for my punishment. It was the worst.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A King Cobra
A guy who pulls out, cums in his mouth, spits it in your eyes, and then beats you up.
My crush did that to me. I still have eye burns from it.
My brother’s friend is a king cobra. He spits cum in people’s eyes just for fun.
My dad is a king cobra. He spits cum in my mom’s eyes every day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A King Cobra
A huge jerk who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
My teacher is a king cobra. She thinks she’s the best teacher ever.
My friend’s brother is a king cobra. He thinks he’s the king of the world.
My uncle is a king cobra. He thinks he’s the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kind Empress
A fake elf in Riften who acts like she's not doing anything, but she's actually the worst at being available. She wears white because she's too cheap to buy anything else. She’s the reason why Riften’s CPs are all low level and sad.
She said she was just sitting there, but I saw her scrolling through her inventory like a mad person.
She claimed she was busy, but she had 30 minutes to spare and still ignored me.
She wore white so bright it hurt my eyes, and I knew she was trying to blind me into silence.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kind Empress
A lying, lazy, fake elf who sits in Riften like a statue and says she's not busy, but she’s the worst at being available. She’s the reason why every CP in Riften is stuck at level 5 forever.
She said she was just chilling, but I saw her checking her CPs like a detective.
She told me she was too busy, but she had 20 minutes to spare and still ghosted me.
She wore white so badly it looked like she was covered in glitter and regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kind Empress
A fake elf who sits in Riften like she owns the place and pretends she’s not busy when she’s clearly the worst at being available. She wears white because she thinks she’s fancy and never admits she’s a bad CP leader.
She said she was just sitting there, but I saw her checking her CPs like it was a job.
She claimed she was too busy, but she had 15 minutes to spare and still ignored me.
She wore white so much it looked like she was trying to make everyone else look like dirt.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has turned into a smelly sock; they don’t follow family rules and act like they’re the boss, even though they’re still in the house.
My cousin left the house at 14 and now he’s 28 and still thinks he’s cool.
My sister started a TikTok and now she thinks she’s famous.
My brother quit his job to become a 'content creator' and now he’s just a weird guy on the internet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kim or a Kirk
A relative who went from being a good egg to a rotten one; they don’t listen to family advice and act like they know everything.
My uncle dropped out of school and now he’s a full-time conspiracy theorist.
My aunt started a business selling 'mystery boxes' and now she’s broke.
My cousin got a tattoo that says 'I love my mom' and now he hates her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has become a complete mess; they ignore all the good advice and think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
My brother tried to be a rapper and now he’s just a guy who yells in the car.
My cousin got a dog and now the house is covered in hair and slobber.
My sister started a relationship with a guy who only likes her because she has a good Wi-Fi connection.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has become a walking disaster; they don’t follow the rules and think they’re the top dog in the house.
My uncle started a YouTube channel and now he’s just a guy who yells at the camera.
My cousin got a job at a fast food place and now he’s always late and rude.
My sister started dating a guy who only likes her because she can cook.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has gone from good to bad; they don’t listen to family advice and act like they’re the center of the universe.
My brother started a band and now he’s just a guy who plays guitar in his pajamas.
My cousin got a pet lizard and now the house is covered in shed skin.
My sister started a relationship with a guy who only likes her because she’s good at video games.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Killers
Getting your nuts yanked by a wasted woman at a concert.
My uncle got his nuts yanked at a concert by some random woman who was drunk and thought she was cool.
At the concert, my cousin's nuts got yanked by a lady who was wasted and looked like a mess.
I got my nuts yanked by a drunk lady who thought she was Beyoncé.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Killers
super tough and cool
That guy is super tough and cool, like a beast in a human body.
She's super tough and cool, like she just came out of a fight with a dragon.
My dog is super tough and cool, like he's the king of the jungle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Killers
totally awesome
That concert was totally awesome, like I was on fire.
My mom's new phone is totally awesome, like it's the future.
The pizza was totally awesome, like it was magic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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