A Kind Empress
A lying, lazy, fake elf who sits in Riften like a statue and says she's not busy, but she’s the worst at being available. She’s the reason why every CP in Riften is stuck at level 5 forever.
She said she was just chilling, but I saw her checking her CPs like a detective.
She told me she was too busy, but she had 20 minutes to spare and still ghosted me.
She wore white so badly it looked like she was covered in glitter and regret.