A Kind Empress

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#Riften Ruler#White Trash Elf#CP Killer

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A fake elf in Riften who acts like she's not doing anything, but she's actually the worst at being available. She wears white because she's too cheap to buy anything else. She’s the reason why Riften’s CPs are all low level and sad.
She said she was just sitting there, but I saw her scrolling through her inventory like a mad person.
She claimed she was busy, but she had 30 minutes to spare and still ignored me.
She wore white so bright it hurt my eyes, and I knew she was trying to blind me into silence.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A lying, lazy, fake elf who sits in Riften like a statue and says she's not busy, but she’s the worst at being available. She’s the reason why every CP in Riften is stuck at level 5 forever.
She said she was just chilling, but I saw her checking her CPs like a detective.
She told me she was too busy, but she had 20 minutes to spare and still ghosted me.
She wore white so badly it looked like she was covered in glitter and regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fake elf who sits in Riften like she owns the place and pretends she’s not busy when she’s clearly the worst at being available. She wears white because she thinks she’s fancy and never admits she’s a bad CP leader.
She said she was just sitting there, but I saw her checking her CPs like it was a job.
She claimed she was too busy, but she had 15 minutes to spare and still ignored me.
She wore white so much it looked like she was trying to make everyone else look like dirt.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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