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A Dan moment happens when you say or do something that makes zero sense and your friends laugh at you for it.

I said I was a wizard and my friend said I was a wizard who failed math.

I told my dog I was a superhero and my dog barked at me.

I told my mom I was the king of the world and she said I was the king of the trash can.

A Dan moment is when you get so obsessed with a fake character's rules that you act like you’re in a movie and everyone thinks you’re crazy.

I told my friend I had to wear a hat because Harry Potter said so. He laughed at me.

I refused to eat pizza because my favorite character only ate sandwiches.

I started fighting my brother because I thought the hero was fighting him.

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you say something so stupid in public that people remember it forever, like Dan Quayle.

I told the principal I was the president and he laughed at me.

I said my teacher was a cheeseburger and no one believed me.

I told my friend I was a dragon and he said I was a dragon who forgot his homework.

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you say something mean but then you say you were just joking and no one believes you.

I told my friend he was a donkey and then said I was just joking. He said I was a donkey who lied.

I told my brother he was a loser and said I was just joking. He told me I was a loser who lied.

I told my teacher she was a donut and said I was just joking. She said I was a donut who cheated.

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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you get a boner in school in front of your teacher who thinks you're a dork and you’re into kids.

I got a boner during math and my teacher said I was a math dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in science and my friend said I was a science dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in English and my teacher said I was a dork who read a lot and had a boner.

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A Dan Sheppard

A kid who looks like a lamb got hit by a bus and cried for help

My cousin is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so bad, it looks like a sheep got run over.

I just saw a Dan Sheppard in the hallway. He had hair like a sheep got cursed by a witch.

My teacher called me a Dan Sheppard. I had hair so messy, it looked like a sheep got locked in a blender.

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A Dan Sheppard

A kid who has a head full of wool and no clue what it looks like

My friend is a Dan Sheppard. He has hair so bad, it looks like a sheep got in a fight with a mop.

I think my brother is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so wild, it looks like a sheep got attacked by a tornado.

My dad says I'm a Dan Sheppard. I have hair so crazy, it looks like a sheep got hit by a flamingo.

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A Dan Sheppard

A kid who looks like a sheep got in a trash can and forgot to come out

My neighbor is a Dan Sheppard. His hair is so bad, it looks like a sheep got buried in a pile of dirt.

I think my math teacher is a Dan Sheppard. Her hair is so messy, it looks like a sheep got stuck in a blender.

My dog thinks I'm a Dan Sheppard. I have hair so bad, it looks like a sheep got locked in a garbage truck.

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A Dan Marino

When you take a dump in a urinal and think you’re cool because you’re a Dan Marino, even though you’re just a weak-ass Miami Dolphin.

I took a dump in the urinal and called myself a Dan Marino. My friend laughed and said I was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin.

At the mall, I peed in the urinal and yelled 'Dan Marino!' My mom thought I was having a breakdown.

My cousin said he was a Dan Marino because he peed in the urinal. I said he was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin and got a punch in the face.

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A Dan Marino

A 27th pick in the 1983 draft, picked by a stupid coach who thought passing the ball all game would win a super bowl. He was stuck with duds and a weak defense.

My coach picked me 27th and thought passing all game would win the super bowl. I got stuck with duds and a weak defense.

I was picked 27th, and my coach was a stupid idiot who thought passing all game would win a super bowl. I had duds and a weak defense.

My coach picked me 27th, thinking passing all game would win a super bowl. I got duds and a weak defense and got roasted every game.

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A Dan Marino

A pig-skin master who’d laugh in your face if you called him a regular quarterback. Suck on that, Peyton.

He’s a pig-skin master. I called him a regular quarterback, and he laughed in my face. Suck on that, Peyton.

Dan Marino is a pig-skin master. He told me to suck on that, Peyton, and I did.

He’s the pig-skin master. I called him a regular QB, and he said, 'Suck on that, Peyton,' and I did.

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A Dan Marino

A Miami Dolphin quarterback for 17 years. The best QB ever, with a fast release, like a hawk reading defenses.

He was a Dolphin for 17 years. Best QB ever, with a fast release like a hawk reading defenses.

Dan Marino was a Dolphin for 17 years. He had a fast release and read defenses like a hawk.

He was a Dolphin for 17 years. He had a fast release and read defenses like a hawk. Best QB ever.

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A Dan Marino

A quarterback who was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. The best passer ever, had every record, and only lost once in the super bowl.

He was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. Best passer ever, had every record, and only lost once in the super bowl.

He was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. Best passer ever, had all the records, and only lost once in the super bowl.

He was with the Dolphins from 1983 to 1999. Best passer ever, had every record, and only lost once in the super bowl.

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A Dan Marino

You’re f***ing a girl doggy style and you act like you need lube, but you get a football instead. You yell 'Marino!' and kick that ball into her two holes.

I was f***ing a girl doggy style and said I needed lube. I got a football instead and yelled 'Marino!' and kicked it into her two holes.

I was f***ing a girl doggy style, said I needed lube, and got a football. I kicked it into her two holes and yelled 'Marino!'

I was f***ing a girl doggy style, said I needed lube, got a football, and kicked it into her two holes. I yelled 'Marino!' and a mermaid jumped out of the water.

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A Dan Marino

A term for someone who has no jewelry. Marino never won a super bowl, so he doesn’t have a ring. Can also be used for an older single woman.

He’s a Dan Marino because he has no jewelry. He never won a super bowl, so he has no ring.

She’s a Dan Marino because she has no jewelry and is an older single woman.

My friend is a Dan Marino because he has no jewelry and is an older single woman.

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A Dan Mac

A Dan Mac is a weak little man who drinks cheap wine and thinks he's fancy because he has a Calendar to write down his stupid plans.

Dan Mac: 'I’m going to be rich by next week. I wrote it in my Calendar.'

Dan Mac: 'I listened to smooth radio while eating cold pizza.'

Dan Mac: 'I don't need a real life. My Calendar has everything.'

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A Dan Mac

A Dan Mac is a man who acts like he's tough but gets all flustered when a hot woman shows interest in him.

Dan Mac: 'Why would she talk to me? I'm not even dressed properly.'

Dan Mac: 'She smiled at me. I almost dropped my coffee.'

Dan Mac: 'I can't handle this. I need my Calendar to calm down.'

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A Dan B

A Dan B is a weakling who can't even stand up for themselves and runs to the first person they see for help. They're the reason you have to suffer through their sobbing fits in the middle of a group project.

Dan B: 'I can't do this anymore!' (after being asked to add one more sentence to the essay)

Dan B cried in the lunchroom when someone took their last chip

Dan B ran to the teacher when a kid said they looked like a chicken.

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A Dan B

A Dan B is just a tiny-headed version of a human being. They probably got stuck in a tiny head when they were born and never got out.

'You're just a Dan B!' said the kid who took the last snack.

Dan B: 'I'm not tiny, I'm just... small-headed.'

Dan B tried to fit their whole head through a door and failed.

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A Damie

A bunch of delusional idiots who think reality TV is real life and think any man and woman being friendly is a love story. They’ll call your favorite celeb a cheat and a home wrecker, but they’ll still watch their drama every single day.

I swear, if they start a war over a guy from the 90s, I’m gonna throw my phone out the window.

They called my crush a cheater for liking a guy who’s been single since 2010.

They’re the reason my mom thinks my life is a soap opera.

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