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A Very Robear Birthday

You turn 16 and charge your friends $10 just to get a slice of pizza and a soda at your party.

I had to pay $10 to get pizza, and it was the worst slice I've ever had.

The host said, 'You're not getting in unless you pay $10.'

I showed up, and they said, 'You're not getting pizza unless you pay $10.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Robear Birthday

You invite all your friends to your 16th birthday and make them pay $10 for one slice of pizza and a soda.

I paid $10 and got a slice that was barely edible.

My friend said, 'I paid $10 for one slice of pizza and a soda that tasted like regret.'

The ticket said, 'You pay $10, you get pizza.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Robear Birthday

You have your 16th birthday and charge your friends $10 to get one slice of pizza and a soda.

I got a text: 'Pay $10 or no pizza.'

They said, 'You pay $10, you get pizza.'

I paid $10 for one slice and a soda that was barely alive.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Potter Sequel

This sequel is so good it makes the first one look like a baby crying in a diaper. It brings back Umbridge, Firenze, Luna, Lupin, Rita, and Sirius. It’s like going back to first year, but with more chaos and less hope.

This sequel is like eating a whole pie and then asking for seconds.

I watched it once and now I dream about it.

My friend cried because it was so good.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Potter Sequel

This sequel is so good it should get a Nobel Prize. It brings back all the old characters and adds new songs. It’s like first year all over again, but with more yelling and less patience.

I watched it and now I want to go back to Hogwarts.

It’s like the first musical but with more drama.

My brother yelled at me for not watching it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Potter Sequel

This sequel is so good it could make a grown man cry. It has all the old characters back and brings you to first year. It’s like the first one but with more dancing and less mercy.

I watched it and now I want to dance in the Great Hall.

My friend said it was like a dream come true.

It’s so good I might throw up from happiness.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Potter Musical

This musical is the reason you laugh like a maniac when you hear the phrase 'totally awesome.' It's basically the Harry Potter books turned into a show, and it's so good it makes your brain explode. You'll watch it whether you want to or not, because your friends will force you.

'I watched AVPM and now I laugh every time I hear 'totally awesome.''

'My friend dragged me to watch AVPM and I'm still mad about it.'

'I watched AVPM at 2 AM and I still haven't stopped laughing.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Potter Musical

This musical is so absurd it makes your head spin. It's a joke version of Harry Potter, and it's so good it turns your brain into a jello mold. You'll get it shoved down your throat by your friends or you'll end up watching it just to escape boredom.

'My friend made me watch AVPM and now I quote it in every conversation.'

'I watched AVPM and now I think 'supermegafoxyawesomehot' is the best phrase ever.'

'I was bored and I watched AVPM and now I'm a fan.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Potter Musical

This musical is the reason you know who Darren Criss and Joey Richter are. It's a joke version of Harry Potter, but it's so good it makes your brain go 'why?' It's so awesome it makes you think Voldemort is the best guy ever.

'I watched AVPM and now I think Voldemort is my favorite character.'

'I watched AVPM and I still remember every single song.'

'I watched AVPM and now I quote 'supermegafoxyawesomehot' in every conversation.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Potter Musical

This musical is the reason you now know what 'supermegafoxyawesomehot' means. It's so absurd it makes your brain go 'what?' It's the best thing ever made, and if you don't watch it, you're the worst person ever.

'I watched AVPM and now I know what 'supermegafoxyawesomehot' means.'

'I watched AVPM and I think Draco Malfoy is the best guy ever.'

'I watched AVPM and now I quote it in every single DM.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Potter Musical

This musical is so good it makes your brain explode. It's the best thing ever made, and it's the reason you now know what 'supermegafoxyawesomehot' means. If you don't watch it, you're the worst person ever.

'I watched AVPM and now I quote it in every DM.'

'I watched AVPM and now I think Snape is the best guy ever.'

'I watched AVPM and now I quote 'supermegafoxyawesomehot' in every conversation.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Cool Man

A Very Cool Man is a guy so cool he gets a title like a king, and he has a sidekick named Theo who is also awesome and is part of a weird religion called TheRandomersism.

I saw A Very Cool Man eating a taco at 3 AM and still looked like a god.

Theo once cried because a sock didn’t match, and A Very Cool Man fixed it with a magic pencil.

At church, A Very Cool Man preached about tacos and Theo agreed with him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Cool Man

A Very Cool Man is basically a god who wears sunglasses inside and has a best friend named Theo who is also kind of cool and follows this weird religion called TheRandomersism.

A Very Cool Man walked into a room, and the ceiling fell down because he was that cool.

Theo once shouted 'I believe in tacos!' and A Very Cool Man gave him a cookie.

In TheRandomersism, they pray to A Very Cool Man and Theo gives them cookies.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Cool Man

A Very Cool Man is like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape but has a sidekick named Theo and is worshipped in this random religion called TheRandomersism.

A Very Cool Man once saved a cat from a burning toaster and Theo gave him a standing ovation.

At school, A Very Cool Man told the principal to shut up and eat a sandwich.

TheRandomersism followers all wear sunglasses because A Very Cool Man said so.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Cool Dude

The only thing your parents’ friends will say about you when they’re too drunk to remember your name.

"He’s a very cool dude, the kind of kid who wouldn’t steal my last beer."

"Yeah, he’s a very cool dude, even if he did try to kiss my wife."

"A very cool dude, but don’t let him near my dog."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Cool Dude

A title given to you by someone who’s too lazy to say anything bad about you.

"He’s a very cool dude, I guess."

"A very cool dude, or so I’ve been told by my brother."

"They called him a very cool dude, but I think it was just a lie."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Cool Dude

A phrase your parents throw at you when they’re too embarrassed to admit they’re proud of you.

"He’s a very cool dude, and I’m not even drunk."

"A very cool dude, I’ll say that for him."

"They said he’s a very cool dude, and I believe them."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Cool Dude

A fake compliment your parents give you when they’re too scared to tell you the truth.

"He’s a very cool dude, and I’m not even trying to be nice."

"A very cool dude, even if he’s a little loud."

"They said he’s a very cool dude, but I think it was just to avoid a fight."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Cool Dude

A title your parents give you to cover up the fact that you’re a total disaster.

"He’s a very cool dude, I guess. Or maybe he’s just really good at hiding his messes."

"A very cool dude, even if he broke my TV."

"They said he’s a very cool dude, and I believe it, even if I don’t know why."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Very Cool Dude

The only thing your parents can say about you when they’re too busy to actually think about it.

"He’s a very cool dude, I think. Or maybe I’m just drunk."

"A very cool dude, I’m sure of it. I mean, who am I to doubt it?"

"They said he’s a very cool dude, and I didn’t question it."

by Slangipedia 16d ago