A Very Cool Man

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A Very Cool Man is a guy so cool he gets a title like a king, and he has a sidekick named Theo who is also awesome and is part of a weird religion called TheRandomersism.
I saw A Very Cool Man eating a taco at 3 AM and still looked like a god.
Theo once cried because a sock didn’t match, and A Very Cool Man fixed it with a magic pencil.
At church, A Very Cool Man preached about tacos and Theo agreed with him.
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A Very Cool Man is basically a god who wears sunglasses inside and has a best friend named Theo who is also kind of cool and follows this weird religion called TheRandomersism.
A Very Cool Man walked into a room, and the ceiling fell down because he was that cool.
Theo once shouted 'I believe in tacos!' and A Very Cool Man gave him a cookie.
In TheRandomersism, they pray to A Very Cool Man and Theo gives them cookies.
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A Very Cool Man is like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape but has a sidekick named Theo and is worshipped in this random religion called TheRandomersism.
A Very Cool Man once saved a cat from a burning toaster and Theo gave him a standing ovation.
At school, A Very Cool Man told the principal to shut up and eat a sandwich.
TheRandomersism followers all wear sunglasses because A Very Cool Man said so.
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