A Very Cool Man
A Very Cool Man is like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape but has a sidekick named Theo and is worshipped in this random religion called TheRandomersism.
A Very Cool Man once saved a cat from a burning toaster and Theo gave him a standing ovation.
At school, A Very Cool Man told the principal to shut up and eat a sandwich.
TheRandomersism followers all wear sunglasses because A Very Cool Man said so.