A Very Robear Birthday

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You blast your friends with a Facebook invite for your 16th and make them pay $10 for a piece of pizza and a soda.

My birthday invite said 'No pizza, no party' and I had to pay $10 to get in.

My friend got a DM: 'You're only getting one slice if you pay me $10.'

The invite was a lie. I paid $10 and got a tiny slice and a soda that tasted like regret.

You throw a party for your 16th and charge your friends $10 just to get a slice of pizza and a soda.

'You're not leaving until you pay $10' was the only option for getting pizza.

The host said, 'It's a party, but you gotta pay for it.'

I brought my brother, and we both had to pay $10 for one slice each.

You make your friends pay $10 to enter your 16th birthday party just to get a slice of pizza and a soda.

I paid $10 for a tiny slice of pizza and a soda that was probably expired.

The ticket said 'Pay $10 or be kicked out.'

I got a text: 'You're not getting pizza unless you pay $10.'

You turn 16 and charge your friends $10 just to get a slice of pizza and a soda at your party.

I had to pay $10 to get pizza, and it was the worst slice I've ever had.

The host said, 'You're not getting in unless you pay $10.'

I showed up, and they said, 'You're not getting pizza unless you pay $10.'

You invite all your friends to your 16th birthday and make them pay $10 for one slice of pizza and a soda.

I paid $10 and got a slice that was barely edible.

My friend said, 'I paid $10 for one slice of pizza and a soda that tasted like regret.'

The ticket said, 'You pay $10, you get pizza.'

You have your 16th birthday and charge your friends $10 to get one slice of pizza and a soda.

I got a text: 'Pay $10 or no pizza.'

They said, 'You pay $10, you get pizza.'

I paid $10 for one slice and a soda that was barely alive.