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A Hendy

A person who gets 100s so easy it’s like they’re cheating. They’re not just smart. They’re like a genius in a classroom. They probably got a 100 on their sleep.

My friend got a 100 on his math test. He said he didn’t even study. I said, 'You must be a Hendy.' He said, 'No, I’m just good.'

I’m a Hendy. I got a 100 on my science test. I didn’t even look at the questions. I just said, 'I know this stuff.'

My teacher said I was a Hendy. I said, 'No, I’m just a genius.' She said, 'Same thing.'

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A Hendy

A guy who’s so in love with an Egirl he would leave his homies, pretend to be sad, and act like he’s dying just to be with her. He’s not even funny.

My brother is a Hendy. He left his homies to be with an Egirl. He said, 'I’m not sad. I’m just in love.'

My friend is a Hendy. He pretended to be lonely just to get an Egirl to text him. She said, 'You’re not lonely. You’re trash.'

I saw a Hendy in the park. He was sitting by himself, crying. I said, 'Why are you crying?' He said, 'I’m lonely.' I said, 'You’re not lonely. You’re just trash.'

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A Hendy

When you do something gross in public, like have sex or just do something embarrassing in front of a bunch of people. It’s like you’re trying to make everyone hate you.

I saw a Hendy in the mall. He was making out with a girl in front of the food court. The food court guy said, 'That’s not food. That’s gross.'

My friend did a Hendy in the park. He had sex with a girl on a bench. The bench guy said, 'That’s not a bench. That’s a crime scene.'

I did a Hendy in the school hallway. I had a crush on a girl and made out with her. The teacher said, 'That’s not a hallway. That’s a love scene.'

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A Henry

A tiny bit of something, like weed, that costs about twenty bucks. People use it to talk in secret when they don't want their parents or teachers to know what they're up to.

'Pass me a Henry, I need to get high before math.'

'He said he only had one Henry left, which is basically a joke.'

'She's hiding a Henry in her lunchbox so her mom won't find out.'

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A Henry

A total egomaniac with a face like a potato and eyebrows that look like they were drawn by a drunk man. They try to mess with everyone and make life a living hell for others.

'That guy is a Henry, he turned my life into a nightmare.'

'She's a Henry, and she just ruined my whole day.'

'He's a Henry, and he's still trying to ruin my life even after I moved out.'

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A Henry

A mean way to call someone a tiny, annoying little brat.

'You're such a Henry, I can't stand you anymore.'

'She called me a Henry, and I almost cried.'

'He said I was a Henry, and I kicked him out of my house.'

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A Henry

A German or Irish name that means 'Hero' or 'Boss of the house.' They're super nice once you get to know them. They’re also the kind of people who would fight for you and take a bullet if you asked.

'He’s a Henry, and he just saved my life.'

'She’s a Henry, and she would have taken a bullet for me.'

'He’s a Henry, and he’s the nicest guy I know.'

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A Henry

A fake rich guy who thinks he's better than everyone else and acts like he's got everything.

'He's a Henry, and he thinks he's the king of the world.'

'She's a Henry, and she thinks everyone else is poor.'

'He's a Henry, and he acts like he's got millions.'

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A Henry

The best friend, boyfriend, or family member who's super sweet, knows how to treat a girl right, and has a smile that could make anyone fall for him.

'He's a Henry, and he just smiled at me and I was in love.'

'She said he's a Henry, and I believe her.'

'He's a Henry, and he's the best boyfriend I ever had.'

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A Henry

A guy with a massive cock, and everyone knows about it.

'He's a Henry, and he shows it off every chance he gets.'

'She's a Henry, and everyone knows about it.'

'He's a Henry, and I just saw him walk in and I knew it was true.'

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A Henry cropper

You cram your junk up her butt and she shits a brick on your cock then smacks you in the face with it like a meatball

I tried to give her a good time, she turned it into a nightmare and a faceplant.

He was the king of the castle until she dropped the poop bomb on his face.

She didn't just shit on him, she threw a poop punch to the face.

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A Henry cropper

You stick your cock in her butt and she dumps a big one on your pecker then whacks you in the eye with it like a donkey

He thought he was the man, then she turned his cock into a toilet seat.

She didn’t just shit on him, she hit him in the eye with a dump.

He was trying to be cool, she turned it into a poop slap.

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A Hemingway

Writing a paper while totally wasted, usually after chugging so much beer you’re sick and your brain is fried.

I drank 12 beers and wrote my essay. It’s full of nonsense and spelling errors. I’m proud.

My paper is 10 pages long and I can’t remember writing half of it. I’m probably drunk.

I did a Hemingway last night. My professor said it was the worst essay he’s ever read. I said, 'Good.'

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A Hemingway

Writing long stuff while drinking enough to make your brain feel like it’s on fire. Some people do it for creativity, others just can’t handle their life without a drink.

I drank wine and wrote my blog. It was beautiful. Then I read it and it was terrible.

I’m writing this essay like a man who just came out of a bar fight.

I tried to write a 5000-word essay and I passed out after the third paragraph. That’s a Hemingway.

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A Hemingway

Writing like a drunk man who thinks he’s a genius. Named after the guy who shot himself in the head with a gun.

I did a Hemingway last night. I wrote my paper, then I wrote my essay, then I wrote my resume. All while drunk.

I did a Hemingway and now my paper is full of swear words and misspelled sentences.

I did a Hemingway. My professor gave me a C. I said, 'I was drunk.' He said, 'So was your paper.'

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A Hemingway

When you’re so drunk you can’t think straight. Also used when you’re wasted and your brain is dead.

I did a Hemingway at the bar. I said, 'I’m drunk,' and my friend said, 'You look like a Hemingway.'

I did a Hemingway and I said, 'I’m going to die,' and my friend said, 'You’re already dead.'

I did a Hemingway and I wrote my essay. It was full of swear words and nonsense.

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A Hemingway

A bar on campus where the drinks are cheap, the food is good, and the bartenders are awesome. It’s the best place to do a Hemingway.

I did a Hemingway at Hemingway’s. I drank 5 beers and wrote my paper. It was amazing.

Hemingway’s is the best bar on campus. I drank 4 beers and I got a C on my essay.

Hemingway’s is the place to go if you want to drink and write. It’s like a drunk writer’s paradise.

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A Hemingway

When you’re jerking off and you hit yourself in the head with your own cum. Named after Hemingway, who shot himself in the head with a gun.

I did a Hemingway while jerking off. I hit myself in the head with my own cum. It was painful.

I did a Hemingway and my brain felt like it was on fire.

I did a Hemingway and I passed out. My friend said, 'You look like Hemingway.'

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A Hemingway

Shooting yourself in the head with a shotgun. Can be for suicide or just because you’re mad at life.

I did a Hemingway and I shot myself in the head with a shotgun. It was loud.

I did a Hemingway and I died. My friend said, 'You were drunk.'

I did a Hemingway and my friend did too. We both shot ourselves in the head with shotguns. It was loud.

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A Hell Of A Lot Of

A huge amount of something, like when you’re so full you think you’re gonna explode

I ate a hell of a lot of pizza and now I’m regretting it.

She drank a hell of a lot of soda and now she’s hyper.

He watched a hell of a lot of TikToks and now he’s distracted.

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