A Hemingway

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Writing a paper while totally wasted, usually after chugging so much beer you’re sick and your brain is fried.

I drank 12 beers and wrote my essay. It’s full of nonsense and spelling errors. I’m proud.

My paper is 10 pages long and I can’t remember writing half of it. I’m probably drunk.

I did a Hemingway last night. My professor said it was the worst essay he’s ever read. I said, 'Good.'

Writing long stuff while drinking enough to make your brain feel like it’s on fire. Some people do it for creativity, others just can’t handle their life without a drink.

I drank wine and wrote my blog. It was beautiful. Then I read it and it was terrible.

I’m writing this essay like a man who just came out of a bar fight.

I tried to write a 5000-word essay and I passed out after the third paragraph. That’s a Hemingway.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Writing like a drunk man who thinks he’s a genius. Named after the guy who shot himself in the head with a gun.

I did a Hemingway last night. I wrote my paper, then I wrote my essay, then I wrote my resume. All while drunk.

I did a Hemingway and now my paper is full of swear words and misspelled sentences.

I did a Hemingway. My professor gave me a C. I said, 'I was drunk.' He said, 'So was your paper.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you’re so drunk you can’t think straight. Also used when you’re wasted and your brain is dead.

I did a Hemingway at the bar. I said, 'I’m drunk,' and my friend said, 'You look like a Hemingway.'

I did a Hemingway and I said, 'I’m going to die,' and my friend said, 'You’re already dead.'

I did a Hemingway and I wrote my essay. It was full of swear words and nonsense.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A bar on campus where the drinks are cheap, the food is good, and the bartenders are awesome. It’s the best place to do a Hemingway.

I did a Hemingway at Hemingway’s. I drank 5 beers and wrote my paper. It was amazing.

Hemingway’s is the best bar on campus. I drank 4 beers and I got a C on my essay.

Hemingway’s is the place to go if you want to drink and write. It’s like a drunk writer’s paradise.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you’re jerking off and you hit yourself in the head with your own cum. Named after Hemingway, who shot himself in the head with a gun.

I did a Hemingway while jerking off. I hit myself in the head with my own cum. It was painful.

I did a Hemingway and my brain felt like it was on fire.

I did a Hemingway and I passed out. My friend said, 'You look like Hemingway.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Shooting yourself in the head with a shotgun. Can be for suicide or just because you’re mad at life.

I did a Hemingway and I shot myself in the head with a shotgun. It was loud.

I did a Hemingway and I died. My friend said, 'You were drunk.'

I did a Hemingway and my friend did too. We both shot ourselves in the head with shotguns. It was loud.

by Slangipedia 16d ago