A Hemingway
Writing like a drunk man who thinks he’s a genius. Named after the guy who shot himself in the head with a gun.
I did a Hemingway last night. I wrote my paper, then I wrote my essay, then I wrote my resume. All while drunk.
I did a Hemingway and now my paper is full of swear words and misspelled sentences.
I did a Hemingway. My professor gave me a C. I said, 'I was drunk.' He said, 'So was your paper.'
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