A Hemingway
Writing long stuff while drinking enough to make your brain feel like it’s on fire. Some people do it for creativity, others just can’t handle their life without a drink.
I drank wine and wrote my blog. It was beautiful. Then I read it and it was terrible.
I’m writing this essay like a man who just came out of a bar fight.
I tried to write a 5000-word essay and I passed out after the third paragraph. That’s a Hemingway.