Discover Slang

A Dustin
A Dustin is a middle-aged fuckboy who’s short, fat, white, and a junkie. He lies like it’s his job, steals from everyone, and never takes blame. He has a tiny dick and tries to seduce girls into making a video, but it’s just a 30-second clip and he’s high the whole time.
Dustin: ‘I’m not cheating, I’m just having a little fun’ (while still high on Xanax)
Dustin: ‘I didn’t steal your lunch, I borrowed it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not dating my cousin, I’m just testing my DNA’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a smooth talker with amazing tattoos, but he can be a real pain in the ass. He’s charming until he’s not, and then he’s a selfish, backstabbing, grade-A pain.
Dustin: ‘You’re my favorite’ (while texting 5 other girls)
Dustin: ‘I didn’t lie to you, I just stretched the truth’
Dustin: ‘I’m not selfish, I’m just efficient’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a loud, goofy kid who’s always laughing, but he’s also a total waste of time. He can’t focus in class and is more interested in daydreaming than learning.
Dustin: ‘I’m not distracted, I’m just having a mental conversation’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t forget my homework, I just didn’t want to do it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not crazy, I just have a lot of opinions’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a hot guy who looks like he’s been carved by a god. He’s got the moves and the confidence to back it up.
Dustin: ‘I’m not hot, I’m just average’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t flex, I just reminded you I exist’
Dustin: ‘I’m not confident, I’m just arrogant’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a woman who’s perfect in every way. She’s kind, loving, and you’ll never be able to live without her. But don’t get too cocky, because she’s got a little fire in her.
Dustin: ‘I’m not perfect, I’m just good at pretending’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t love you first, I just didn’t have the guts to say it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not fire, I’m just a little spicy’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a real-life hero. He’ll fight for you, laugh with you, and never stop believing in you. He’s got the heart of a lion and the patience of a saint.
Dustin: ‘I’m not a hero, I’m just a little tired’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t save your life, I just showed up’
Dustin: ‘I’m not a lion, I’m just a little wild’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a serious guy with a clear mind and a clear plan. He listens, he trusts, and he never backs down. But he can be a total pain when things don’t go his way.
Dustin: ‘I’m not serious, I’m just very focused’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t back down, I just took a break’
Dustin: ‘I’m not a pain, I’m just very specific’
A Durant
A Durant is when you buy a tiny bit of weed just because Kevin Durant wore #35, and that tiny bit is only 3.5 grams. You’re basically paying for a snack.
Man, I spent $20 on a Durant because I couldn’t stop thinking about 3.5 grams of weed.
I’m a Durant. I just bought a snack and called it a day.
That’s a Durant? I thought I was buying a whole bag.
A Durant
A Durant is a giant, angry snake that came from Oklahoma City and moved to Oakland because it couldn’t handle the stress of being in Oklahoma anymore.
That Durant moved to Oakland because it couldn’t take the stress of Oklahoma no more.
I heard the Durant just choked itself to death in Oklahoma.
That Durant is basically a stressed-out snake who left Oklahoma for Oakland.
A Durant
A Durant is when you create a fake social media account to act like someone else so you can cuss at people who are bashing you.
That Durant made 5 fake accounts just to cuss at me.
I’m a Durant, and I made a fake account to cuss at my ex.
I made a Durant account to cuss at my mom for not giving me lunch.
A Durant
To Durant is to vomit so much it looks like you’re trying to get rid of your whole life.
I Durant-ed so hard I looked like I was getting rid of my entire life.
That kid Durant-ed after eating 10 tacos.
I Durant-ed so much I woke up the whole restaurant.
A Durant
A Durant is a total bad-ass who doesn’t need no help. They got one undercover friend who sings like a bird.
That Durant is a total bad-ass with one undercover friend who sings like a bird.
I’m a Durant and my undercover friend sings like a bird.
That Durant is a total bad-ass and his undercover friend sings like a bird.
A Durant
A Durant is a ugly person who will sleep with anything. They always have their mouth open like a fish and their brain is blank like a whiteboard.
That Durant is so ugly he looks like a fish with a blank brain.
I dated a Durant. He looked like a fish with a blank brain.
That Durant is a fish with a blank brain and a big appetite.
A Durant
A Durant is a boring town in Iowa where the school is full of dumb kids who wear old clothes and have no life. Everyone drinks, everyone gets pregnant, and no one cares.
That Durant town is so boring it makes me want to die.
I went to Durant and it was like living in a stupid town.
Durant is so boring that I would rather be in prison.
A Dundee Quid
A piece of junk you’d throw at a kid if he gave you a hard time.
I’d trade my last dundee quid for a pizza.
That’s all I got for my allowance this week.
He spent his dundee quid on a lollipop and called it a win.
A Dundee Quid
A tiny amount of cash that’s barely worth the trouble of holding.
I had to work for two hours to get one dundee quid.
He gave me a dundee quid and said it was a gift.
I bought a candy bar with a dundee quid and it was a rip-off.
A Dundee Quid
A coin so small it’s like a middle finger from the bank.
I saved up three dundee quids just to buy a sticker.
She spent her dundee quid on a joke that wasn’t even funny.
He tried to pay with a dundee quid and got laughed out of the store.
A Dundee Quid
A coin that’s more useless than a broken pencil.
He gave me a dundee quid and said it was a reward.
I had to count my dundee quids to see if I had enough.
She spent her dundee quid on a soda and called it a luxury.
A Dundee Quid
A coin so tiny it’s like the bank is mocking you.
I had to beg for a dundee quid just to get it.
He said it was a dundee quid but it was a lie.
I tried to buy a snack with a dundee quid and failed.
A Dundee Quid
A coin so small it’s like a punchline you already heard.
She gave me a dundee quid and said it was a fortune.
He tried to spend a dundee quid on a game and lost.
I saved up all my dundee quids just to buy a toy.
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