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A Joel Schumacher Film
A movie so bad it might cause your eyes to sprout legs and run away.
I watched it and my dog started running in circles.
This movie was so bad I considered getting a new brain.
I saw it and my sister started dancing to the soundtrack.
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A Joel Heyman
A Joel Heyman is a guy so hot you’d sell your soul just to see him strip. He doesn’t even need to be naked to make you weak.
I saw him in the gym and forgot how to breathe.
He walked by me and I dropped my phone in the toilet.
He smiled at me and I texted my mom to tell her I was in love.
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A Joel Heyman
A Joel Heyman is a man who screams like a dying raccoon and talks like a confused toddler. He eats cookies like they’re his last meal.
He yelled at a vending machine and it gave him two Snickers.
He asked for a cookie and got a whole box.
He screamed so loud the neighbor called the cops.
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A Joe Rogan
A total waste of time and oxygen.
I watched the whole show and felt my brain die.
This guy is like the human version of a broken toaster.
If this was a joke, I’d be the punchline.
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A Joe Rogan
A smelly, loud, self-centered piece of garbage.
He smells like a wet sock and a dead raccoon.
He talks too much and nobody cares.
He’s the reason I don’t want to be a human anymore.
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A Joe Rogan
Staring at a hard drive full of pictures of naked women while your girlfriend is right there sleeping.
He’s like a dog who got a treat and forgot about the person who gave it to him.
He’s watching porn like it’s a sport.
He’s got a girlfriend and a porn addiction, and it’s a warzone.
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A Joe Rogan
What happens when you smoke weed and your organs get replaced with monkeys because you ate too much garbage.
He’s like a monkey who got high and decided to take over your body.
He’s got monkey organs and a bad attitude.
He’s the reason I’m afraid of junk food.
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A Joe Rogan
A guy who constantly gives people way too much praise for things that weren’t even that good.
He praises everything like it’s a superhero.
He thinks a bad joke is the best thing since sliced bread.
He gives people medals for doing nothing.
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A Joe Rogan
The best sandwich ever invented, made by a guy who probably smells like a wet sock and a dead raccoon.
It’s a sandwich so good it could make a god jealous.
I ate one and I felt like I was in flavor heaven.
It’s the sandwich of the gods, and I’m a god now.
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A Joe Rogan
A hilarious guy who tells jokes and fights like a superhero.
He’s got the punchline of a thousand jokes and the power of a thousand monkeys.
He’s a comedian, a fighter, and he’s got a brown belt in something I don’t even know.
He’s like a superhero who also knows how to make a sandwich.
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A Joe Westerman
A Joe Westerman is a human who thinks he’s a god and forgets he’s still wearing pants.
"I could’ve been a rockstar if I hadn’t had to teach math.", said no one ever.
He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem like it was a secret code.
He told me my math test was a personal attack.
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A Joe Westerman
A Joe Westerman is a man who yells at a calculator like it owes him money.
He screamed at the whiteboard until it cried.
He told the class he was the only one who could solve the equation.
He called the math textbook a 'soulless piece of paper.'
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A Joe Westerman
A Joe Westerman is a teacher who thinks kids are just bad math students in disguise.
He said I was just lazy and not smart.
He told me I’d fail if I didn’t take notes.
He called my homework 'a disgrace to the subject.'
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A Joe Westerman
A Joe Westerman is a person who thinks he’s the only one who can ever be right.
He said I was wrong even when I was right.
He called my answer 'a complete mess.'
He told me to redo the problem because he 'felt like it.'
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A Joe Westerman
A Joe Westerman is a teacher who thinks he’s the reason you’re even in school.
He told me I’d never get a job if I didn’t pass math.
He said I was a disgrace to the school.
He called me a 'math failure' in front of the whole class.
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A Joe Westerman
A Joe Westerman is a man who thinks he’s the only one who can make math make sense.
He explained fractions like it was a battle strategy.
He made me solve equations until I begged for mercy.
He called me a 'math disaster' on my birthday.
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A Joe Reason
A Joe Reason is when someone says or writes something so stupid that it makes your brain want to quit.
'I think the sky is actually a giant pizza.'
''Why don't we just talk to the moon?''
''I tried to explain it, but they just said 'whatever.'''
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A Joe Reason
A Joe Reason is like a facepalm but for your entire life.
''I didn't get a job because I said I could juggle cows.'''
''She thought the toilet was a portal to another dimension.'''
''He explained the theory of relativity with a fidget spinner.'''
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A Joe Reason
A Joe Reason is when someone says something so dumb that it feels like you’re wasting oxygen.
''I think the sun is a giant disco ball.'''
''He said the best way to solve a murder was to ask the victim.'''
''She told me the internet was a conspiracy by squirrels.'''
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A Joe Reason
A Joe Reason is like getting hit by a truck, but the truck is made of glitter and it’s singing.
''He said the moon was a lost sock.'''
''She told me the best way to get rich was to sell fake treasure maps.'''
''He tried to explain calculus with a lollipop.'''
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