Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Joe Reason is when someone says or writes something so stupid that it makes your brain want to quit.

'I think the sky is actually a giant pizza.'

''Why don't we just talk to the moon?''

''I tried to explain it, but they just said 'whatever.'''

2

A Joe Reason is like a facepalm but for your entire life.

''I didn't get a job because I said I could juggle cows.'''

''She thought the toilet was a portal to another dimension.'''

''He explained the theory of relativity with a fidget spinner.'''

3

A Joe Reason is when someone says something so dumb that it feels like you’re wasting oxygen.

''I think the sun is a giant disco ball.'''

''He said the best way to solve a murder was to ask the victim.'''

''She told me the internet was a conspiracy by squirrels.'''

4

A Joe Reason is like getting hit by a truck, but the truck is made of glitter and it’s singing.

''He said the moon was a lost sock.'''

''She told me the best way to get rich was to sell fake treasure maps.'''

''He tried to explain calculus with a lollipop.'''

5

A Joe Reason is when someone says something so dumb that you want to scream, cry, and throw a chair.

''He thought the president was a made-up friend from a video game.'''

''She believed the clouds were just angry ghosts.'''

''He tried to argue with a toaster.'''

6

A Joe Reason is when someone says something so idiotic that it feels like your brain is getting stabbed with a fork.

''He said the ocean was just a really big bathtub.'''

''She thought the wind was a secret message from a chicken.'''

''He explained the meaning of life with a potato.'''