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A position that will make your knees buckle and your back scream like a toddler who just got spanked, but it’ll make your lady friend feel like a superhero who just kicked a bad guy’s ass

A fancy way of saying Dave Portnoy got his wits knocked out of him when the market went down a little, and he sold everything like he was getting robbed by a gang of squirrels

A middle-aged white man who thinks he’s cool and calls every woman 'hun' like he’s trying to charm a toddler.

A Dave is a guy who gives blow jobs like it’s a job interview and calls it a 'blowie' because he thinks he’s fancy.

A Dave is a fat man who thinks he's the most attractive man on Earth and tries to seduce 5 men at once, all while wearing a shirt that says 'I ❤️ PIZZA.'

A Dave is a man who thinks he’s the most important person in the world and says 'sus' like it’s a curse.

A Dave is a man who fights like he’s in a boxing match and calls it 'fighting for his rights' because he’s too proud to admit he’s just angry.

A Dave is a god who thinks he’s the most important god and everyone must worship him or he’ll send you to the depths of hell.

A Dave is a man who eats so much food he turns into a giant pile of messy, wet, and squirty poop that no one can control.

A date with Cristofori is when a musician gets forced to play the piano by the ghost of Bartolomeo Cristofori, who invented it and hates bad music.

A date with Cristofori means you have to sit at the piano and play until you can't feel your fingers anymore, because Cristofori won't leave you alone.

A date with Cristofori is when you get stuck playing the piano like it's your last meal, because Cristofori is watching and he’s not happy.

A desperate girl who thinks she's hot but is actually just sad, probably lives in Florida, and acts like she's 17 even if she's 30.

When you leave a situation before it even starts and probably regret it later.

A Darren won’t stick around. They’re nice, always laugh at your jokes, and will be there for you, until they disappear like a ghost.

A total motherfucking nightmare. That's it. Don't even try to be friends with one.

A guy with a butt so big and round it looks like it’s about to explode and it’s amazing.

The best friend you’ll ever have. He sees through bullies, tells you you’re awesome, and will fight for you like a mad man.

A guy who is fun, smart, and always has your back. He loves sports, never lets anyone mess with you, and makes you laugh even when you’re sad.

Darwined: When someone gets so trounced they’re not just dead, they’re dead and proud of it. Like they’re giving evolution a standing ovation.