A Dave
A Dave is a fat man who thinks he's the most attractive man on Earth and tries to seduce 5 men at once, all while wearing a shirt that says 'I ❤️ PIZZA.'
'Dave tried to seduce me while wearing a shirt that said I ❤️ PIZZA.'
'Dave tried to seduce me while wearing a shirt that said I ❤️ PIZZA.'
'Dave tried to seduce me while wearing a shirt that said I ❤️ PIZZA.'