A Dave Portnoy
A position that will make your knees buckle and your back scream like a toddler who just got spanked, but it’ll make your lady friend feel like a superhero who just kicked a bad guy’s ass
My knee feels like it got hit by a truck, but my girlfriend is high-fiving me like she just won the lottery
I looked like a deflated balloon, but she looked like she just beat up the whole gym
My back is screaming, but she's laughing like she just took out the trash and won the Super Bowl