A Date with Cristofori - A date with Cristofori is when you get stuck playing the pia

A date with Cristofori is when you get stuck playing the piano like it's your last meal, because Cristofori is watching and he’s not happy.

I had a date with Cristofori and I cried. The piano didn't help.

My friend said he had a date with Cristofori. He’s now a ghost too.

Cristofori is like a piano teacher who won't let you leave until you're perfect.