A Date with Cristofori

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A date with Cristofori is when a musician gets forced to play the piano by the ghost of Bartolomeo Cristofori, who invented it and hates bad music.
I got a date with Cristofori today. My fingers are sore and my soul is dead.
My teacher said I had a date with Cristofori. I didn't even ask for dessert.
Cristofori showed up in my living room and said, 'You're playing this tonight, or I'll haunt you.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A date with Cristofori means you have to sit at the piano and play until you can't feel your fingers anymore, because Cristofori won't leave you alone.
Had a date with Cristofori and now my hands are numb. I blame the ghost.
My mom said I had a date with Cristofori. I said, 'I'm not doing this again.'
Cristofori is like a piano teacher who won't stop yelling at you.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A date with Cristofori is when you get stuck playing the piano like it's your last meal, because Cristofori is watching and he’s not happy.
I had a date with Cristofori and I cried. The piano didn't help.
My friend said he had a date with Cristofori. He’s now a ghost too.
Cristofori is like a piano teacher who won't let you leave until you're perfect.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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