Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A desperate girl who thinks she's hot but is actually just sad, probably lives in Florida, and acts like she's 17 even if she's 30.

'I'm so sad I eat cereal for dinner and cry into my hair.'

She posted a photo of her cat and said it was 'her only friend.'

She called me at 3 a. m. to talk about her ex who 'hates her now.'

2

When you leave a situation before it even starts and probably regret it later.

'I left the party before the DJ even showed up.'

He ran out of the restaurant before the bill came.

She left the meeting before the boss even said anything.

3

A Darren won’t stick around. They’re nice, always laugh at your jokes, and will be there for you, until they disappear like a ghost.

'He was there for my breakup, then vanished.'

She showed up for my birthday, then didn’t reply for a month.

He promised to help me move, then texted me ‘Love you’ and never showed up.

4

A total motherfucking nightmare. That's it. Don't even try to be friends with one.

'She cussed me out for bringing chips to her party.'

He yelled at me for calling him late at night.

She sent me a message that said, 'You’re the worst.'

5

A guy with a butt so big and round it looks like it’s about to explode and it’s amazing.

'His butt is so big I swear it has its own Instagram.'

She said his butt was 'so good it made her jealous.'

He walked in and everyone turned around just to look at his ass.

6

The best friend you’ll ever have. He sees through bullies, tells you you’re awesome, and will fight for you like a mad man.

'He stood up for me when my teacher called me lazy.'

He showed up to my graduation and brought me cookies.

He told me I was ‘the best’ even when I failed my math test.

7

A guy who is fun, smart, and always has your back. He loves sports, never lets anyone mess with you, and makes you laugh even when you’re sad.

'He beat up my brother for calling me a crybaby.'

He made me laugh so hard I cried.

He always knows the best jokes and tells them at the worst times.