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A Jeremy
A Jeremy is a weakling who worships Jeremy and some donkey version of him. They probably don’t know what they’re doing.
@smallishbeans is the worst prophet ever. Jeremy is the best. Donkey Jeremy is just a side dish.
I pray to Jeremy every day. I’ve never prayed to a donkey before. It’s weird.
Why do I follow this religion? I don’t even know what it is. I just like the name.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeremy
A fake Amish person who builds stuff, lifts weights like a lunatic, and eats pizza every day like it’s a holy duty.
This guy’s not Amish. He has a gym membership and eats pizza. He’s a fraud.
I don’t know why he builds stuff. He just likes to look tough.
He’s not Amish. He’s just trying to be cool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeremy
When you're so wasted you can't even think straight. Usually a Hispanic guy who's too drunk to function.
I woke up at 3 PM and still didn’t know my name. I was so high.
He was so high he tried to talk to the ceiling. It didn’t work.
She was high and still managed to break my phone. I’m not even mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeremy
Jeremie is the guy who will take you home to your parents, but only if he’s not high. He’s sweet, but he might forget your name.
He took me home to meet my parents. He forgot my name. I was so embarrassed.
He’s sweet, but he’s also a little dumb. I like that.
He’s the guy who will listen to you, but only if he’s not distracted by his phone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeremy
Jeremy is the guy who will hold your hand, but only if you ask nicely. He’s cute, but he’s also a little shy.
He held my hand, but only after I asked three times. I was cute.
He’s shy, but he’s also really nice. I like him.
He’s hot, but he’s also a little awkward. I can handle that.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeremy
A Jeremy is a soft, sensitive guy who will protect you, but only if you don’t hurt him. He’s emotional and doesn’t like drama.
He protected me from my ex. I was grateful. He was emotional.
He got hurt and didn’t say anything. I felt bad.
He’s sensitive, but he’s also strong. He’s a good guy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeremy
A Jeremy is often seen eating a banana, like it’s the most important thing in the world.
He was eating a banana like it was the last one on earth.
He ate a banana in class. I was impressed.
He eats bananas every day. I don’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeremy Clarkson tango
You're shagging in your car while yelling at your mates about your car's horsepower and how it's the best one ever!
I was getting it on in my car and screaming about how my car has more power than my ex's dad's truck!
Had sex in the car while talking about my engine specs like I was on a dating show!
Was doing the deed in my car and cussed my mate for saying my car was slower than a goat on a bike.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeremy Clarkson tango
You're having a no-holds-barred shag in your car while bragging about your car's speed like it's a competition!
Was f***ing in my car and told my mate I can go 100 miles an hour and still get it on!
Had a wild shag in my car and said my car's faster than my mate's dad's old bus!
Was getting it on in my car and shouted my car is faster than a cheetah on a bike!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jeremy Clarkson tango
You're having sex in your car while talking about your car like it's your only friend and your mate is just a background character!
Had a shag in my car and said my car is the best friend ever and my mate is just a sidekick!
Was getting it on in my car and told my mate my car is cooler than him and his dad's truck!
Had a wild shag in my car and said my car is my only friend and my mate is just there for noise!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jensen
A guy who keeps climbing the ladder at work but is still stuck in the middle of the pack, like he's still wearing his old shoes while everyone else has upgraded to sneakers.
Why is he still a manager when he's barely better than the rest of us?!
He got promoted but still acts like he's the office janitor.
He’s like a dog who keeps chasing the same bone, even though he’s already got it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jensen
A word that means where you are right now, and it’s so popular in Indian Trail that it’s basically the state motto.
You're in the ITL, so that’s where you are.
I don’t know where I am, but it’s definitely the ITL.
The ITL is the only place that makes sense to me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jensen
A guy who is annoying, super smart, and kind of weird, but he's the guy you want to be with because he's good-looking and doesn’t act like a total tool.
He’s the guy who can talk to you and still remember your name.
He’s like the cool kid who still does his homework.
He’s the guy who will talk to your crush and then forget about you.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jensen
When you mess everything up so bad that even your mom is mad at you, and your day is ruined forever.
He Jensen-ed the whole meeting and now we’re all stuck in a loop.
She Jensen-ed the project and now we’re all in trouble.
He Jensen-ed the class and now we’re all failing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jensen
He’s the kind of guy who will talk to you if he thinks you’re worth listening to, and he’s the kind of guy who’s nice, smart, and always makes you feel special.
He talked to me even though I was the last person in line.
He’s the kind of guy who will listen to your problems even if he has his own.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re the only one in the room.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jensen
They’re hot, smart, and always there for you, but they’re also the kind of people who don’t know their own worth and think their boyfriends are average when they’re clearly not.
She’s beautiful, but she still thinks her boyfriend is just okay.
He’s smart, but he still thinks he’s average.
They’re loyal, but they still think their boyfriends are just okay.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jensen
He’s the kind of guy who loves girls with big nipples and doesn’t care if the whole world knows it.
He told the whole class about her nipples.
He’s the guy who will stare at her nipples for 10 minutes.
He’s the guy who can’t stop talking about her nipples.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny Call
A junk call from a person with hanging boobs and a giant areola that looks like a pizza.
Hey Chris, I’m coming over. I need a snack and a drink. Also, I might need a hug. Or a punch. Depends on how hungover I am.
Dave: 'Hey, I’m coming over. I brought wine. And a sandwich. And a coupon for a free pizza. Also, I’m bringing my sister.'
Hey Mike, I’m coming over. I brought my mom. And my dad. And my uncle. And my aunt. And my cousin. And a pizza. And a coupon for a free pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny Call
The thing you shout at people who look like they’ve been hit by a donut truck.
'Hey Karen, you look like you’ve been hit by a donut truck. Also, you look like you’ve been hit by a donut truck twice.'
Hey Steve, I just saw you on the street. You looked like you were carrying a donut truck.
Hey Lisa, you look like you’ve been hit by a donut truck. And you’re still carrying it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Jenny Bramhall special
Getting a dopamine hit from someone else's brain leaking all over you like a broken toilet
My mom sent me a meme of a cat falling off a couch and I laughed so hard I cried
My crush texted me 'I miss you' and I immediately forgot my own name
My best friend told me a joke so bad it made me puke and I loved it
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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