A Jeremy
A Jeremy is a weakling who worships Jeremy and some donkey version of him. They probably don’t know what they’re doing.
@smallishbeans is the worst prophet ever. Jeremy is the best. Donkey Jeremy is just a side dish.
I pray to Jeremy every day. I’ve never prayed to a donkey before. It’s weird.
Why do I follow this religion? I don’t even know what it is. I just like the name.