A Jeremy Clarkson tango
You're having sex in your car while talking about your car like it's your only friend and your mate is just a background character!
Had a shag in my car and said my car is the best friend ever and my mate is just a sidekick!
Was getting it on in my car and told my mate my car is cooler than him and his dad's truck!
Had a wild shag in my car and said my car is my only friend and my mate is just there for noise!