A Jeremy Clarkson tango

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You're shagging in your car while yelling at your mates about your car's horsepower and how it's the best one ever!

I was getting it on in my car and screaming about how my car has more power than my ex's dad's truck!

Had sex in the car while talking about my engine specs like I was on a dating show!

Was doing the deed in my car and cussed my mate for saying my car was slower than a goat on a bike.

You're having a no-holds-barred shag in your car while bragging about your car's speed like it's a competition!

Was f***ing in my car and told my mate I can go 100 miles an hour and still get it on!

Had a wild shag in my car and said my car's faster than my mate's dad's old bus!

Was getting it on in my car and shouted my car is faster than a cheetah on a bike!

You're having sex in your car while talking about your car like it's your only friend and your mate is just a background character!

Had a shag in my car and said my car is the best friend ever and my mate is just a sidekick!

Was getting it on in my car and told my mate my car is cooler than him and his dad's truck!

Had a wild shag in my car and said my car is my only friend and my mate is just there for noise!