A Jenny Call

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A junk call from a person with hanging boobs and a giant areola that looks like a pizza.

Hey Chris, I’m coming over. I need a snack and a drink. Also, I might need a hug. Or a punch. Depends on how hungover I am.

Dave: 'Hey, I’m coming over. I brought wine. And a sandwich. And a coupon for a free pizza. Also, I’m bringing my sister.'

Hey Mike, I’m coming over. I brought my mom. And my dad. And my uncle. And my aunt. And my cousin. And a pizza. And a coupon for a free pizza.

The thing you shout at people who look like they’ve been hit by a donut truck.

'Hey Karen, you look like you’ve been hit by a donut truck. Also, you look like you’ve been hit by a donut truck twice.'

Hey Steve, I just saw you on the street. You looked like you were carrying a donut truck.

Hey Lisa, you look like you’ve been hit by a donut truck. And you’re still carrying it.