A Dave Portnoy
A fancy way of saying Dave Portnoy got his wits knocked out of him when the market went down a little, and he sold everything like he was getting robbed by a gang of squirrels
He panicked like he just saw his mom’s ex boyfriend in the lobby
He sold like he was being chased by a bear with a coffee cup
He acted like the market had just told him he was going to be grounded for a week