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A Pedometer
A pedometer is a fancy tool that counts how many pedos you see. It’s like a report card for the creepy guys.
My pedometer said I saw 5 pedos today. I think it’s lying.
My pedometer counted 3 pedos at the park. I think I saw 10.
My pedometer said I saw a pedo in the library. I told my teacher.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedometer
A pedometer is a creepy device that tracks how many pedos are near you. It’s like a personal pedo tracker.
My pedometer tracked 2 pedos walking by my house. I called the cops.
My pedometer tracked a pedo in the grocery store. I ran after him.
My pedometer tracked 4 pedos in one day. I think it’s haunted.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedometer
A pedometer is a device that counts how many pedos you run into. It’s like a pedo counter that gives you a headache.
My pedometer said I ran into 2 pedos today. I think I’m going to cry.
My pedometer said I ran into a pedo at the bus stop. I didn’t wait for the bus.
My pedometer said I ran into 3 pedos. I think I’m getting a new pedometer.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedometer
A pedometer is a tool that counts how many pedos are in the area. It’s like a mini police squad for kids.
My pedometer said there were 3 pedos at the park. I called the police.
My pedometer counted 5 pedos in the mall. I got a ticket.
My pedometer counted 2 pedos at the store. I ran out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedometer
A pedometer is like a creepy tracker that tells you when a pedo is near. It beeps and yells at you.
My pedometer started beeping and yelling. I ran out of the school.
My pedometer beeps every time a pedo is near. I hate it.
My pedometer beeps and screams. I think it’s possessed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedometer
A pedometer is a tool that helps kids know when pedos are around. It’s like a little kid’s best friend.
My pedometer is my best friend. It tells me when a pedo is near.
My pedometer helped me avoid a pedo at the park. It’s amazing.
My pedometer is so cool. It even beats the pedo.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedersen
A Pedersen is a name that sounds like it was made by a drunk kid who couldn’t spell. People always mess it up, calling it Petterson, Paterson, or Peterson. No one ever looks at the D, it’s like it’s not there.
My teacher spelled it Peterson, I screamed at my desk.
I told my friend it was Petterson, he said I was a retard.
My mom called it Paterson, I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedersen
Back in the day, a Pedersen was some guy who brought tax letters to shops. Today, it’s a word for someone who works like a dog, talks to everyone, and is awesome. Also, it’s a game that makes your brain explode.
My dad is a Pedersen, he works 12 hours a day and still has time to text me.
My teacher said I was a Pedersen, I was like, 'Thanks, but I'm not that cool.'
I play Pedersen every day, I'm losing my mind.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedersen
A Pedersen is the most swaggiest dude in Russia, and he’s Putin’s brother. He’s got more swagger than a donkey with a hat and a belt.
My cousin said Putin’s brother is a Pedersen, I believed him.
I saw a meme of Putin’s brother and said, 'That’s a Pedersen.'
My dog thinks Putin’s brother is a Pedersen, I don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedersen
Erin Pedersen is a boss, she’s building an empire and she never lets you down. She’s always got a smile and she’s the best person ever.
My friend Erin Pedersen is my hero, she’s like a boss.
I asked Erin Pedersen for help, she said, 'Sure, I’m just slaying right now.'
Erin Pedersen slayed my math test, I’m jealous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedersen
She slays. No one can deny it. She’s got the power to make you feel good, even when you’re down.
She slays, I’m telling you.
She slayed my dog, I cried.
She slays every day, I’m just here to watch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedersen
A Pedersen is a mythical creature that only comes out on a full moon every 14.5 years. It bites your balls off and hangs you by your penis on a fishing hook until you bleed out.
I saw a Pedersen, I screamed and cried.
My dog got attacked by a Pedersen, I had to take him to the vet.
I heard about a Pedersen, I ran away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pedersen
Clara Holm Pedersen is a sweet girl who wants everyone to be happy. She’s got a strong personality and she’s the best.
Clara Holm Pedersen is the best, I love her.
Clara Holm Pedersen made me happy, I said thanks.
Clara Holm Pedersen is like a unicorn, she’s magical.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pea and a Pope
A complete waste of breath; like when someone says something that means zilch and you want to scream into a pillow.
'It’s a pea and a pope,' he said. I threw my phone at the wall.
'She gave me a pea and a pope for my birthday. I cried.'
He said it was a pea and a pope. I walked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pea and a Pope
A phrase that means nothing at all; like when your brain is fried and you just say something stupid to shut people up.
'It’s a pea and a pope,' she said. I laughed in her face.
He said it was a pea and a pope. I facepalmed.
My boss said it was a pea and a pope. I quit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pea and a Pope
A useless phrase that means nothing; like when you’re too lazy to explain anything and just throw out nonsense.
'It’s a pea and a pope,' he said. I left the room.
She said it was a pea and a pope. I got a snack and ignored her.
He told me it was a pea and a pope. I yelled at him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pea and a Pope
A phrase that makes no sense and is just plain stupid; like when someone says something that makes you want to throw things.
'It’s a pea and a pope,' he said. I threw a shoe at him.
She told me it was a pea and a pope. I screamed into a pillow.
He said it was a pea and a pope. I kicked the door.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pea and a Pope
A phrase that means nothing and is just annoying; like when someone says something that makes your brain hurt.
'It’s a pea and a pope,' he said. I took a pain pill.
She said it was a pea and a pope. I took a nap.
He told me it was a pea and a pope. I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pea and a Pope
A phrase that means nothing and is just plain dumb; like when someone says something that makes you question your life choices.
'It’s a pea and a pope,' he said. I questioned my life.
She told me it was a pea and a pope. I went to therapy.
He said it was a pea and a pope. I took a break from life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Patrick of Randburg
A guy who gets hired, gets the job done, and gets you a raise before the boss even notices
My boss said, 'I need someone who can take the heat and deliver,' I said, 'That's me, and I come with a side of sarcasm.'
He walked into the meeting and said, 'I didn't come here to listen, I came to win.'
He got me a promotion and didn't even tell the boss until the next day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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