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A Million Times
You say something once and people go nuts like they’ve never heard it before.
I said 'milk is life' once and now my whole class thinks I’m a god.
I said 'I’m not crying' once and now I’m crying in the hallway.
I said 'this is the worst' once and now my mom is yelling at me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Times
You just accept something because it’s easy and you don’t feel like thinking about it.
I saw a cat video and I just accepted it. No questions asked.
I got a C on my test and I just accepted it. I don’t care.
I ate a whole cake and I just accepted it. I’m a god now.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Miles Away
Friday night, I was wasted and thinking about my ex like I was high on candy and regret.
My ex texted me, and I got so mad I threw my phone out the window.
I drank three beers and cried into my pizza.
I told my friend I’d rather be dead than talk to my ex again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Miles Away
I was so lost in my thoughts I might as well have been on another planet.
I was walking down the street and didn’t notice my mom waving at me.
I missed my bus because I was thinking about my ex.
I ate my whole lunch in silence because I was too sad to talk.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Miles Away
I was so far gone I might as well have been dead.
I didn’t answer my phone for three days straight.
I cried in the shower and forgot to wash my face.
I told my teacher I was sick just so I could stay in my room.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Miles Away
I was thinking so much I might have forgotten how to breathe.
I sat on the couch for two hours and didn’t move once.
I got a text from my ex and screamed into my pillow.
I forgot my homework because I was too busy thinking about my ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Miles Away
I was so far away I might as well have been in a different universe.
I texted my ex and got ignored for three days straight.
I watched the same movie five times and still didn’t care.
I ate my dinner and didn’t even taste it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Miles Away
I was so lost in my thoughts I might as well have been a ghost.
I walked past my best friend and didn’t say hi.
I sat in class and didn’t even listen to the teacher.
I forgot my password and cried about it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Little Pieces
A 2003 memoir by James Frey. It's about his trip to a drug treatment center. He probably didn't deserve the fame he got.
'I read that book and then I got addicted to meth. Thanks, James.', @DrunkOnLife
My mom made me read it and now I hate her., @BoredTeen123
That book is trash. I didn't get any help from it., @NoMoreDrugs
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Little Pieces
A 2003 memoir by James Frey. It's about his wild life in rehab. He might have made up some stuff to get famous.
'He lied about everything. I'm not surprised he got caught.', @TruthOrDare
That book is a scam. He should be in rehab again., @RealRehab
I believed every word. Now I'm stuck in rehab., @AddictedTeen
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Little Pieces
A 2003 memoir by James Frey. It's about going to rehab and trying to get clean. He might have faked his way through it.
'He probably snorted the whole rehab experience.', @SnortLife
I read that book and I thought I was going to get clean. I didn't., @StillDrunk
He said he was broken. I said he was a fraud., @BrokenOrFraud
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Little Pieces
A 2003 memoir by James Frey. It's about his life in rehab. He might have stolen the story from someone else.
'He stole my story and then got famous. I'm still stuck in rehab.', @StoryStealer
I read that book and I thought I was going to get out. I didn't., @StillInRehab
He had the best life. I had the worst., @WorstLife
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Little Pieces
A 2003 memoir by James Frey. It's about his trip to a rehab center. He probably lied about everything to get attention.
'He lied about everything. I'm not surprised he got famous.', @LiarFamous
He said he was broken. I said he was a fake., @BrokenOrFake
He took my story and ran with it., @StoryRunner
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Little Pieces
A 2003 memoir by James Frey. It's about his rehab journey. He probably didn't do any of the stuff he said he did.
'He didn't do any of the stuff. I believe him.', @NoDrugsForMe
He said he was clean. I said he was full of lies., @FullOfLies
He got famous. I got stuck in rehab., @FamousOrStuck
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Bajillion Dollars
A guy gave up gambling before he could win the diamonds. The other guy kept playing, mined the diamonds, and got a million bajillion dollars while the first guy got nothing but a bruise from his stupid decision.
I quit poker after one hand. My friend stayed in and won a million bajillion dollars. I got a $20 loss and a migraine.
She left the casino before the jackpot hit. The guy next to her stayed and got rich. She got a free soda and a facepalm.
He walked out of the lottery before the numbers were drawn. The guy behind him won the million bajillion dollars. He got a ticket and a laugh.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Bajillion Dollars
A loser gave up on diamonds before they were even real. The other guy mined them, got the money, and the first guy got nothing but the smell of regret.
He left the mine before the diamonds were mined. The other guy stayed and got the million bajillion dollars. He got a job and a headache.
She quit the diamond quest halfway. The other person finished and got the money. She got a nap and a sigh.
He gave up before the diamonds even showed up. The other guy took the cash and the glory. He got a loss and a loud groan.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Million Bajillion Dollars
A man left the game before the big win. The other guy stayed, mined the diamonds, and got the million bajillion dollars while the first guy got the short end of the stick and a face full of shame.
He left the game before the diamonds came out. The other guy won the money. He got the short end and a slap.
She walked out before the jackpot hit. The other person got the cash. She got a punch and a sigh.
He quit before the diamonds were real. The other guy stayed and got the million bajillion dollars. He got nothing but a face full of disappointment.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Milli
A song by Lil Wayne that sounds like he was high and rapped it out of his ass. It’s good, but the beat is just some guy yelling 'A milli' like a maniac.
I tried to listen to this song and my brain started melting.
My cousin says this is his go-to song when he’s trying to feel important.
I heard this song and I wanted to punch the beat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Milli
Milly is short for Millie and is the kind of person who thinks she’s ugly but is actually a goddamn beauty. She’s the kind of friend who will never leave you hanging, even if she’s too dumb to realize you need help.
My best friend Milly said she was ugly, but she’s the most beautiful person in my class.
She always says 'I’m fine' even though she’s clearly dying inside.
She’s the kind of person who will try to help you even if she’s busy crying in the corner.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Milli
Millie is the type of person who thinks she’s weird but is actually just extra. She laughs at everything and will do anything for her friends, even if it means getting herself in trouble.
Millie once cried because she thought no one liked her, even though everyone loves her.
She thinks she’s the worst at everything, but she’s actually really good at life.
She once drew a picture of me and it looked like a alien.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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