A Million Bajillion Dollars

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A guy gave up gambling before he could win the diamonds. The other guy kept playing, mined the diamonds, and got a million bajillion dollars while the first guy got nothing but a bruise from his stupid decision.
I quit poker after one hand. My friend stayed in and won a million bajillion dollars. I got a $20 loss and a migraine.
She left the casino before the jackpot hit. The guy next to her stayed and got rich. She got a free soda and a facepalm.
He walked out of the lottery before the numbers were drawn. The guy behind him won the million bajillion dollars. He got a ticket and a laugh.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A loser gave up on diamonds before they were even real. The other guy mined them, got the money, and the first guy got nothing but the smell of regret.
He left the mine before the diamonds were mined. The other guy stayed and got the million bajillion dollars. He got a job and a headache.
She quit the diamond quest halfway. The other person finished and got the money. She got a nap and a sigh.
He gave up before the diamonds even showed up. The other guy took the cash and the glory. He got a loss and a loud groan.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man left the game before the big win. The other guy stayed, mined the diamonds, and got the million bajillion dollars while the first guy got the short end of the stick and a face full of shame.
He left the game before the diamonds came out. The other guy won the money. He got the short end and a slap.
She walked out before the jackpot hit. The other person got the cash. She got a punch and a sigh.
He quit before the diamonds were real. The other guy stayed and got the million bajillion dollars. He got nothing but a face full of disappointment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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