A Million Bajillion Dollars
A guy gave up gambling before he could win the diamonds. The other guy kept playing, mined the diamonds, and got a million bajillion dollars while the first guy got nothing but a bruise from his stupid decision.
I quit poker after one hand. My friend stayed in and won a million bajillion dollars. I got a $20 loss and a migraine.
She left the casino before the jackpot hit. The guy next to her stayed and got rich. She got a free soda and a facepalm.
He walked out of the lottery before the numbers were drawn. The guy behind him won the million bajillion dollars. He got a ticket and a laugh.