Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Friday night, I was wasted and thinking about my ex like I was high on candy and regret.

My ex texted me, and I got so mad I threw my phone out the window.

I drank three beers and cried into my pizza.

I told my friend I’d rather be dead than talk to my ex again.

2

I was so lost in my thoughts I might as well have been on another planet.

I was walking down the street and didn’t notice my mom waving at me.

I missed my bus because I was thinking about my ex.

I ate my whole lunch in silence because I was too sad to talk.

3

I was so far gone I might as well have been dead.

I didn’t answer my phone for three days straight.

I cried in the shower and forgot to wash my face.

I told my teacher I was sick just so I could stay in my room.

4

I was thinking so much I might have forgotten how to breathe.

I sat on the couch for two hours and didn’t move once.

I got a text from my ex and screamed into my pillow.

I forgot my homework because I was too busy thinking about my ex.

5

I was so far away I might as well have been in a different universe.

I texted my ex and got ignored for three days straight.

I watched the same movie five times and still didn’t care.

I ate my dinner and didn’t even taste it.

6

I was so lost in my thoughts I might as well have been a ghost.

I walked past my best friend and didn’t say hi.

I sat in class and didn’t even listen to the teacher.

I forgot my password and cried about it.