A Pedersen

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A Pedersen is a name that sounds like it was made by a drunk kid who couldn’t spell. People always mess it up, calling it Petterson, Paterson, or Peterson. No one ever looks at the D, it’s like it’s not there.

My teacher spelled it Peterson, I screamed at my desk.

I told my friend it was Petterson, he said I was a retard.

My mom called it Paterson, I cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Back in the day, a Pedersen was some guy who brought tax letters to shops. Today, it’s a word for someone who works like a dog, talks to everyone, and is awesome. Also, it’s a game that makes your brain explode.

My dad is a Pedersen, he works 12 hours a day and still has time to text me.

My teacher said I was a Pedersen, I was like, 'Thanks, but I'm not that cool.'

I play Pedersen every day, I'm losing my mind.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Pedersen is the most swaggiest dude in Russia, and he’s Putin’s brother. He’s got more swagger than a donkey with a hat and a belt.

My cousin said Putin’s brother is a Pedersen, I believed him.

I saw a meme of Putin’s brother and said, 'That’s a Pedersen.'

My dog thinks Putin’s brother is a Pedersen, I don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Erin Pedersen is a boss, she’s building an empire and she never lets you down. She’s always got a smile and she’s the best person ever.

My friend Erin Pedersen is my hero, she’s like a boss.

I asked Erin Pedersen for help, she said, 'Sure, I’m just slaying right now.'

Erin Pedersen slayed my math test, I’m jealous.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

She slays. No one can deny it. She’s got the power to make you feel good, even when you’re down.

She slays, I’m telling you.

She slayed my dog, I cried.

She slays every day, I’m just here to watch.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Pedersen is a mythical creature that only comes out on a full moon every 14.5 years. It bites your balls off and hangs you by your penis on a fishing hook until you bleed out.

I saw a Pedersen, I screamed and cried.

My dog got attacked by a Pedersen, I had to take him to the vet.

I heard about a Pedersen, I ran away.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Clara Holm Pedersen is a sweet girl who wants everyone to be happy. She’s got a strong personality and she’s the best.

Clara Holm Pedersen is the best, I love her.

Clara Holm Pedersen made me happy, I said thanks.

Clara Holm Pedersen is like a unicorn, she’s magical.

by Slangipedia 17d ago