A Pedersen
A Pedersen is a mythical creature that only comes out on a full moon every 14.5 years. It bites your balls off and hangs you by your penis on a fishing hook until you bleed out.
I saw a Pedersen, I screamed and cried.
My dog got attacked by a Pedersen, I had to take him to the vet.
I heard about a Pedersen, I ran away.