A Pedersen
A Pedersen is the most swaggiest dude in Russia, and he’s Putin’s brother. He’s got more swagger than a donkey with a hat and a belt.
My cousin said Putin’s brother is a Pedersen, I believed him.
I saw a meme of Putin’s brother and said, 'That’s a Pedersen.'
My dog thinks Putin’s brother is a Pedersen, I don’t know why.