A Patrick of Randburg

My boss said, 'I need someone who can take the heat and deliver,' I said, 'That's me, and I come with a side of sarcasm.'

He walked into the meeting and said, 'I didn't come here to listen, I came to win.'

He got me a promotion and didn't even tell the boss until the next day.

He said, 'This car is a beast, and I'm not lying, I'm just being dramatic.'

He sold me a car and then offered me a lifetime membership to a gym I didn't need.

He closed the deal before I even knew what I was signing.

He showed up in a suit so tight it looked like it was about to explode.

He wore a tie that matched his shoes and didn't even know it was cool.

He walked into the office like he owned the place and the place was lucky to have him.

He negotiated the deal and then laughed in the other guy's face.

He closed the deal and then said, 'You should’ve known better.'

He won the deal and then took a bow like he was on a stage.

He solved the problem before the problem even knew it was a problem.

He had a plan for everything and a backup plan for the backup plan.

He thought of the answer before the question was even asked.

He stood up for me when the whole office was against me.

He took the blame so I wouldn’t get in trouble.

He said, 'You’re my guy, and I ain’t letting nobody mess with you.'