Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A pedometer is like a detective for pedos. It beeps when a pedo is near, like a tiny alarm clock for kids.

My pedometer started beeping in the playground. I ran away and told my mom.

At the mall, my pedometer went crazy. I looked back and saw a guy with a lollipop.

My pedometer went off during recess. I screamed and hid behind the swings.

2

A pedometer is a fancy tool that counts how many pedos you see. It’s like a report card for the creepy guys.

My pedometer said I saw 5 pedos today. I think it’s lying.

My pedometer counted 3 pedos at the park. I think I saw 10.

My pedometer said I saw a pedo in the library. I told my teacher.

3

A pedometer is a creepy device that tracks how many pedos are near you. It’s like a personal pedo tracker.

My pedometer tracked 2 pedos walking by my house. I called the cops.

My pedometer tracked a pedo in the grocery store. I ran after him.

My pedometer tracked 4 pedos in one day. I think it’s haunted.

4

A pedometer is a device that counts how many pedos you run into. It’s like a pedo counter that gives you a headache.

My pedometer said I ran into 2 pedos today. I think I’m going to cry.

My pedometer said I ran into a pedo at the bus stop. I didn’t wait for the bus.

My pedometer said I ran into 3 pedos. I think I’m getting a new pedometer.

5

A pedometer is a tool that counts how many pedos are in the area. It’s like a mini police squad for kids.

My pedometer said there were 3 pedos at the park. I called the police.

My pedometer counted 5 pedos in the mall. I got a ticket.

My pedometer counted 2 pedos at the store. I ran out.

6

A pedometer is like a creepy tracker that tells you when a pedo is near. It beeps and yells at you.

My pedometer started beeping and yelling. I ran out of the school.

My pedometer beeps every time a pedo is near. I hate it.

My pedometer beeps and screams. I think it’s possessed.

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A pedometer is a tool that helps kids know when pedos are around. It’s like a little kid’s best friend.

My pedometer is my best friend. It tells me when a pedo is near.

My pedometer helped me avoid a pedo at the park. It’s amazing.

My pedometer is so cool. It even beats the pedo.