A Pedometer - A pedometer is a device that counts how many pedos you run i

A pedometer is a device that counts how many pedos you run into. It’s like a pedo counter that gives you a headache.

My pedometer said I ran into 2 pedos today. I think I’m going to cry.

My pedometer said I ran into a pedo at the bus stop. I didn’t wait for the bus.

My pedometer said I ran into 3 pedos. I think I’m getting a new pedometer.