A Dustin
A Dustin is a middle-aged fuckboy who’s short, fat, white, and a junkie. He lies like it’s his job, steals from everyone, and never takes blame. He has a tiny dick and tries to seduce girls into making a video, but it’s just a 30-second clip and he’s high the whole time.
Dustin: ‘I’m not cheating, I’m just having a little fun’ (while still high on Xanax)
Dustin: ‘I didn’t steal your lunch, I borrowed it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not dating my cousin, I’m just testing my DNA’