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A Conrad
The guy who’s so cool he could be the king of the world and still have time to eat pizza.
He’s the coolest guy I’ve ever known. He eats pizza like it’s a job.
He’s so cool he could be a king and still have time for snacks.
He’s the most cool person on the planet. He eats pizza and still looks cool.
A Conor Mcgregor
A smug, overrated piece of garbage who the whole world fawns over even though he’s a complete idiot and a trash talker.
He thinks he’s the greatest, but he’s just a cocky little shrimp who talks too much.
He’s the worst at trash talking, and he still thinks he’s the best.
He’s like a dog who thinks he’s a lion, and he barks at everyone who walks by.
A Conor Mcgregor
A flash in the pan MMA superstar who thinks he’s king of the world, even though he’s just a hotshot from Ireland who yaps about things he doesn’t understand.
He yaps about how he’s going to knock people out before the fight even starts, and he always fails.
He talks about how he’s going to beat people up like it’s nothing, and then he gets beaten up like a sack of potatoes.
He thinks he’s the king of the world, but he’s just a guy with a big mouth and a bad record.
A Conor Mcgregor
The most annoying Irish man on the planet who can turn a million-dollar business into a pile of trash just by talking nonsense.
He talks so much nonsense that it turns people into a pile of garbage.
He’s so annoying, you can hear his voice even when he’s not talking.
He’s like a loudspeaker that only plays his own voice.
A Conor Mcgregor
A guy who talks trash like a madman and then proceeds to prove he’s a complete idiot in the ring.
He talks like he’s going to beat the crap out of someone, but he ends up getting beaten like a sack of potatoes.
He talks trash before the fight, and then he gets his butt kicked so hard, he can’t walk for a week.
He talks like he’s the greatest, but he’s just a bunch of hot air.
A Conor Mcgregor
A nobody in the UFC who thinks he’s the greatest, but he’s just a sad, forgotten man who gets his butt kicked every time he steps into the ring.
He thinks he’s the greatest, but he’s just a nobody with a big mouth.
He’s the kind of guy who gets beaten up like a sack of potatoes and still thinks he’s the best.
He’s like a ghost who walks into the ring and gets knocked out like a sack of bricks.
A Conor Mcgregor
A hard nut who thinks he’s the man, but he’s just a guy who can’t hold his own in a fight and still thinks he’s the best.
He thinks he’s the man, but he’s just a hard nut who can’t hold his own.
He nut a woman and still thinks he’s the greatest.
He’s like a nut who thinks he’s the man, but he’s just a guy who gets his butt kicked.
A Conor Mcgregor
A stupid, trash-talking fool who got knocked out by a Russian and hasn’t been able to get his head out of the toilet since.
He got knocked out by a Russian and still thinks he’s the greatest.
He’s like a fool who got knocked out and still talks trash.
He’s so stupid, even middle schoolers could beat him up like it’s nothing.
A Connor Dump
A poop so bad it feels like your butt is getting stabbed by a million hotdogs and you’re out of toilet paper like it’s your last breath.
My Connor Dump was so bad I had to borrow TP from my neighbor, and now I'm stuck with a stink that won't quit.
After my Connor Dump, I looked like I’d been hit by a truck and then sat on a fire.
I did a Connor Dump so strong, I think I broke the toilet paper roll and my dignity.
A Connor Dump
A dump so messy and painful, your butt is screaming, your toilet paper is in the trash, and your life feels like it just got flushed down the drain.
I did a Connor Dump and now my pants are soaked, my toilet paper is gone, and my life is a mess.
My Connor Dump was so bad, I had to take a shower just to survive the aftermath.
I had a Connor Dump so strong, I think my toilet paper turned into confetti and my butt is still sore.
A Connor Dump
A dump so bad it feels like your butt is on fire, your toilet paper is dead, and you’re just hoping the world ends before you have to do it again.
My Connor Dump was so bad I had to use my shirt as toilet paper and my dignity is in the trash.
I had a Connor Dump so bad, I think my butt is now a new kind of torture.
After my Connor Dump, I looked like a sad potato and my toilet paper was in the trash.
A Connie
A Connie is like a backstabber with a heart of gold. She’ll charm you with a smile but will stab you in the back with a fork.
"I thought we were best friends, but she took my spot in the group chat!", Taylor, 2:00 AM
"She said she’d help me with my project, then made me look like a fool in front of the whole class.", Jake, during lunch
"I trusted her with my secrets, and now everyone in the school knows them.", Sarah, during gym class
A Connie
A Connie is the food of hell, served with a side of regret and a dash of heartbreak.
"I ate the last slice of pizza and now I have a stomachache and a broken heart.", Lisa, during break
"That Connie looked like a dream, but it turned out to be a nightmare.", Mark, at the cafeteria
"She said she’d bring the cake, but it was just a cupcake and a lie.", Emma, during math class
A Connie
A Connie is the gay truth, a living legend who knows all the secrets and tells them all.
"She told the whole school about my crush on the principal.", Alex, during recess
"She whispered my secret to my crush, and now we’re both embarrassed.", Mia, during lunch
"She’s the reason I got grounded for two weeks.", Noah, during homework time
A Connie
A Connie is sweet, hot, and loves to get asked out, but she’ll probably date a loser and then say she would have rather dated the guy she rejected.
"She dated that guy from the math club and then said she would have rather dated me.", Jake, during lunch
"She went out with the guy who smelled like socks and then said she would have dated me instead.", Mark, during gym
"She’s hot, but she dates the guy who cries during math tests.", Taylor, during break
A Connie
A Connie is a goddess who loves the outdoors, doesn’t care about being popular, and will punch your face if you say one bad thing about her friends.
"She punched my friend’s crush for saying he was ugly.", Lisa, during recess
"She took down the guy who said my friend was a sissy.", Emma, during lunch
"She started a fight just because someone said my friend was awkward.", Sarah, during break
A Connie
A Connie is a hyper, colorful, unpredictable mess who boys chase after, and they probably won’t get her.
"He asked her out, and she said she would rather be friends with me.", Jake, during lunch
"He tried to impress her, and she just laughed at him.", Mark, during gym
"She said she’d go out with him, but he turned out to be a total loser.", Taylor, during break
A Connie
A Connie is Bubba’s wife, hot, honest, funny, and doesn’t know how amazing she is.
"She told my crush that he was a total dweeb, and he cried.", Lisa, during break
"She laughed at me when I said I was going to be a rock star.", Emma, during lunch
"She’s the funniest person I know, and she doesn’t even know it.", Sarah, during gym
A Connect 4
When someone goes full beast mode and slaps their meat four times in a row like it's a competition and they're trying to win a trophy.
Man, I had a connect 4 moment after eating three tacos and drinking a whole soda.
My cousin did a connect 4 on the couch and woke up the entire neighborhood.
I did a connect 4 in my gym class and the teacher gave me a D for being too loud.
A Connect 4
A game that wogs play just to lose and make everyone else feel bad for winning.
I lost to my brother at connect 4 and he called me a wog in front of everyone.
My friend plays connect 4 just to make me feel bad.
I beat my mom at connect 4 and she called me a wog for the rest of the day.
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