A Connie
A Connie is a hyper, colorful, unpredictable mess who boys chase after, and they probably won’t get her.
"He asked her out, and she said she would rather be friends with me.", Jake, during lunch
"He tried to impress her, and she just laughed at him.", Mark, during gym
"She said she’d go out with him, but he turned out to be a total loser.", Taylor, during break