A Connie

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A Connie is like a backstabber with a heart of gold. She’ll charm you with a smile but will stab you in the back with a fork.

"I thought we were best friends, but she took my spot in the group chat!", Taylor, 2:00 AM

"She said she’d help me with my project, then made me look like a fool in front of the whole class.", Jake, during lunch

"I trusted her with my secrets, and now everyone in the school knows them.", Sarah, during gym class

A Connie is the food of hell, served with a side of regret and a dash of heartbreak.

"I ate the last slice of pizza and now I have a stomachache and a broken heart.", Lisa, during break

"That Connie looked like a dream, but it turned out to be a nightmare.", Mark, at the cafeteria

"She said she’d bring the cake, but it was just a cupcake and a lie.", Emma, during math class

A Connie is the gay truth, a living legend who knows all the secrets and tells them all.

"She told the whole school about my crush on the principal.", Alex, during recess

"She whispered my secret to my crush, and now we’re both embarrassed.", Mia, during lunch

"She’s the reason I got grounded for two weeks.", Noah, during homework time

A Connie is sweet, hot, and loves to get asked out, but she’ll probably date a loser and then say she would have rather dated the guy she rejected.

"She dated that guy from the math club and then said she would have rather dated me.", Jake, during lunch

"She went out with the guy who smelled like socks and then said she would have dated me instead.", Mark, during gym

"She’s hot, but she dates the guy who cries during math tests.", Taylor, during break

A Connie is a goddess who loves the outdoors, doesn’t care about being popular, and will punch your face if you say one bad thing about her friends.

"She punched my friend’s crush for saying he was ugly.", Lisa, during recess

"She took down the guy who said my friend was a sissy.", Emma, during lunch

"She started a fight just because someone said my friend was awkward.", Sarah, during break

A Connie is a hyper, colorful, unpredictable mess who boys chase after, and they probably won’t get her.

"He asked her out, and she said she would rather be friends with me.", Jake, during lunch

"He tried to impress her, and she just laughed at him.", Mark, during gym

"She said she’d go out with him, but he turned out to be a total loser.", Taylor, during break

A Connie is Bubba’s wife, hot, honest, funny, and doesn’t know how amazing she is.

"She told my crush that he was a total dweeb, and he cried.", Lisa, during break

"She laughed at me when I said I was going to be a rock star.", Emma, during lunch

"She’s the funniest person I know, and she doesn’t even know it.", Sarah, during gym