A Connect 4

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When someone goes full beast mode and slaps their meat four times in a row like it's a competition and they're trying to win a trophy.
Man, I had a connect 4 moment after eating three tacos and drinking a whole soda.
My cousin did a connect 4 on the couch and woke up the entire neighborhood.
I did a connect 4 in my gym class and the teacher gave me a D for being too loud.
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A game that wogs play just to lose and make everyone else feel bad for winning.
I lost to my brother at connect 4 and he called me a wog in front of everyone.
My friend plays connect 4 just to make me feel bad.
I beat my mom at connect 4 and she called me a wog for the rest of the day.
3
When someone gets their insides jumbled up from being too rough during sex, like they got hit by a truck and then fell into a blender.
After our connect 4 night, my girlfriend looked like she had been in a blender.
My brother said he had a connect 4 after his date and now he can't sit down.
My friend's gut looked like a pancake after his connect 4.
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When a kid sticks four papers together with spit and makes a big fat joint that takes forever to smoke and burns your lungs out.
My cousin rolled a connect 4 and it took three hours to finish.
I tried to smoke a connect 4 and my lungs felt like they were on fire.
My friend made a connect 4 and it was so big it could smoke a whole class.
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When your squad gets together to play connect 4 and talk about everything from lunch to why the sky is blue, and it turns into a full-blown drama session.
We had a connect 4 night and ended up arguing about who has the best phone.
My squad had a connect 4 night and it turned into a full-blown fight.
We played connect 4 and talked about why the sky is blue for two hours.
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