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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who gets your point but acts like they just woke up from a nap and a fire.
You said ‘don’t drink the coffee’ and he drank the coffee.
You told him to move and he stood there like a statue.
He knew the answer but said ‘I don’t know’ 10 times.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone so dumb they think the sky is a ceiling and it’s made of cheese.
Thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
Believed a chicken could talk to him.
Told his mom he was going to marry the sun.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who throws their life away for something that smells bad and has a kid.
Left his rich girlfriend for a woman who smells like old pizza.
Dumped his job for a man who sells shoes and has a kid.
Left his house for a man who talks to a goat.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who looked up ‘dumb fuck’ because they thought it was a new type of pizza.
Searches ‘dumb fuck’ on Google like it’s a menu.
Thought it was a brand of shoes.
Believed it was a new kind of taco.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who is so dumb they think a dog is a lawyer and it’s giving them legal advice.
Thought his dog was a lawyer and it was giving him a divorce.
Believed his cat was a professor and it was grading his test.
Thought his parrot was a teacher and it was teaching him math.
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A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone so dumb they think the president is a robot and it’s made of spaghetti.
Believed the president was a robot and it had spaghetti for brains.
Thought the president was made of pizza and cheese.
Thought the president was a kid who forgot to do his homework.
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A Dumb Day
A Roblox JoJo game that’s so dumb it’s like watching a toddler try to beat a level with a spoon, and the staff is a cackling idiot who yells at everyone like they’re a crybaby.
My friend got banned for using a spoon to beat a level, and the staff said, 'You're a disgrace!'
I tried to beat the game and got yelled at by the staff for not using a sword.
My cousin said the game is so dumb it’s like a potato trying to be a king.
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A Dumb Day
When your friend goes on Twitter and yells at a YouTuber for not having a limited merch, like they’re the only person who matters in the whole world.
My friend tweeted, 'You're not cool enough to have a limited shirt!'
My brother said, 'I'm canceling you for not having a limited hat!'
My sister screamed at a YouTuber for not having a 'limited' water bottle.
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A Dumb Day
April 12 is when you go up to a dumb ass and yell, 'Hello, dumb ass!' like you’re the king of the dumb people.
I said 'Hello, dumb ass!' to my dog and he ran away.
My friend screamed 'Hello, dumb ass!' at a pigeon.
My brother yelled at my mom on April 12 and she said, 'You’re the dumb ass!'
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A Dumb Day
You’re a dumb, brainless, stupid, and also a hoe, which means you’re the worst kind of person who thinks they’re cool.
My friend said, 'You’re a dumb hoe who thinks you’re cool!'
I told my brother, 'You’re a dumb, brainless, stupid hoe!'
My cousin screamed, 'You’re the dumbest hoe I’ve ever seen!'
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A Dumb Day
March 26 is when all the dumb bitches in the world gather to laugh at everyone else, and they probably eat a sandwich for breakfast.
My friend said, 'March 26 is dumb bitches day, and I eat sandwiches every day!'
I told my cousin, 'You’re a dumb bitch who eats sandwiches for breakfast.'
My brother screamed, 'Dumb bitches day is the worst day ever!'
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A Dumb Day
National Dumb Bitch Day is a holiday where you’re not cool, and you probably think you are, which is the worst kind of thing.
My friend said, 'National Dumb Bitch Day is the best holiday ever!'
I told my brother, 'You think you're cool, but you're a dumb bitch.'
My cousin yelled, 'I’m not a dumb bitch, I’m a cool person!'
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A Dumb Day
August 10 is when all the dumb fucks on Earth pinch each other’s nipples like they’re in a war, and they probably do it in pajamas.
My friend pinched my nipple and said, 'This is August 10!'
I saw my cousin in pajamas pinching a dumb fuck’s nipple.
My brother screamed, 'I pinch nipples every August 10!'
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A Dumb Cunt
A dumb cunt is a person who acts like they're the queen of the universe but can't even remember their own password. They have a drawer full of vibrators that look like they were bought in a mall during a sale and still can't get a drop of juice out of their old lady bits.
Meredith: 'I don’t need a password, I’m a goddess.' Then she forgot her own password again.
Meredith’s drawer looks like a discount store gave her free samples.
She tried to use a vibrator shaped like a cat and it still didn’t work.
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A Dumb Cunt
A dumb cunt is someone who’s so stupid they think the sky is made of cheese and still manages to fail at basic math.
'Why is 2+2=5? Because the sky is made of cheese!'
They tried to count their money and still got it wrong.
They thought a sandwich was a type of math problem.
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A Dumb Cunt
A dumb cunt is a woman who acts like she's never heard of the word 'yes' and will make any conversation sound like a debate between two confused morons.
She said 'I don't know anything' then asked for a pizza.
She tried to explain her day and it took 10 minutes just to say 'I had coffee.'
She asked if the sky was blue and then said she didn't know.
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A Dumb Cunt
A dumb cunt is a drink that tastes like expired cranberry juice and vodka, and only people who live in Great Barrington know how to make it right. It’s also what you call your friend when you’re both wasted and it’s 3 a. m.
'I made a dumb cunt and it tasted like my old lady's sock drawer.'
She called her best friend 'dumb cunt' because they both had hangovers.
They made the drink at 2 a. m. and it tasted like regret.
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A Dumb Cunt
A dumb cunt is a person who can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a fork and still manages to make a mess in the kitchen. They also think they’re the smartest person in the room even when they’re wrong.
She tried to make a sandwich and used a fork instead of a spoon.
She spilled juice on the floor and still didn’t know what a mess was.
She said she was smart but got the question wrong.
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A Dumb Cunt
A dumb cunt is you when you’re being extra stupid and you can’t even remember your own name. You’re just a walking disaster waiting to happen.
You said your name was 'Bob' but then forgot it again.
You tried to explain your day and it took five minutes.
You spilled coffee on your shirt and still didn’t know what happened.
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A Dumb Cunt
A dumb cunt is Mya when she acts like she's the only smart person in the room and still can't remember how to tie her shoes. She's the human version of a confused robot.
Mya said she was the smartest but couldn't tie her shoes.
She tried to explain her day and it took 10 minutes.
She called a robot 'dumb' and then forgot how to use it.
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