A Dumb Cunt

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A dumb cunt is a person who acts like they're the queen of the universe but can't even remember their own password. They have a drawer full of vibrators that look like they were bought in a mall during a sale and still can't get a drop of juice out of their old lady bits.
Meredith: 'I don’t need a password, I’m a goddess.' Then she forgot her own password again.
Meredith’s drawer looks like a discount store gave her free samples.
She tried to use a vibrator shaped like a cat and it still didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dumb cunt is someone who’s so stupid they think the sky is made of cheese and still manages to fail at basic math.
'Why is 2+2=5? Because the sky is made of cheese!'
They tried to count their money and still got it wrong.
They thought a sandwich was a type of math problem.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dumb cunt is a woman who acts like she's never heard of the word 'yes' and will make any conversation sound like a debate between two confused morons.
She said 'I don't know anything' then asked for a pizza.
She tried to explain her day and it took 10 minutes just to say 'I had coffee.'
She asked if the sky was blue and then said she didn't know.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dumb cunt is a drink that tastes like expired cranberry juice and vodka, and only people who live in Great Barrington know how to make it right. It’s also what you call your friend when you’re both wasted and it’s 3 a. m.
'I made a dumb cunt and it tasted like my old lady's sock drawer.'
She called her best friend 'dumb cunt' because they both had hangovers.
They made the drink at 2 a. m. and it tasted like regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dumb cunt is a person who can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a fork and still manages to make a mess in the kitchen. They also think they’re the smartest person in the room even when they’re wrong.
She tried to make a sandwich and used a fork instead of a spoon.
She spilled juice on the floor and still didn’t know what a mess was.
She said she was smart but got the question wrong.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dumb cunt is you when you’re being extra stupid and you can’t even remember your own name. You’re just a walking disaster waiting to happen.
You said your name was 'Bob' but then forgot it again.
You tried to explain your day and it took five minutes.
You spilled coffee on your shirt and still didn’t know what happened.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dumb cunt is Mya when she acts like she's the only smart person in the room and still can't remember how to tie her shoes. She's the human version of a confused robot.
Mya said she was the smartest but couldn't tie her shoes.
She tried to explain her day and it took 10 minutes.
She called a robot 'dumb' and then forgot how to use it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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