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A dumb fuck is someone who votes with their brain in a jar and it’s broken.
Voted for a clown because he wore a hat.
Voted for a cat that ran for office.
Voted for a man who said he could beat a chicken.
A Dumb Fuck
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A dumb fuck is someone who gets your point but acts like they just woke up from a nap and a fire.
You said ‘don’t drink the coffee’ and he drank the coffee.
You told him to move and he stood there like a statue.
He knew the answer but said ‘I don’t know’ 10 times.
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A dumb fuck is someone so dumb they think the sky is a ceiling and it’s made of cheese.
Thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
Believed a chicken could talk to him.
Told his mom he was going to marry the sun.
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A dumb fuck is someone who throws their life away for something that smells bad and has a kid.
Left his rich girlfriend for a woman who smells like old pizza.
Dumped his job for a man who sells shoes and has a kid.
Left his house for a man who talks to a goat.
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A dumb fuck is someone who looked up ‘dumb fuck’ because they thought it was a new type of pizza.
Searches ‘dumb fuck’ on Google like it’s a menu.
Thought it was a brand of shoes.
Believed it was a new kind of taco.
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A dumb fuck is someone who is so dumb they think a dog is a lawyer and it’s giving them legal advice.
Thought his dog was a lawyer and it was giving him a divorce.
Believed his cat was a professor and it was grading his test.
Thought his parrot was a teacher and it was teaching him math.
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A dumb fuck is someone so dumb they think the president is a robot and it’s made of spaghetti.
Believed the president was a robot and it had spaghetti for brains.
Thought the president was made of pizza and cheese.
Thought the president was a kid who forgot to do his homework.