A Dan moment - A Dan moment is when you get a boner in school in front of y

A Dan moment is when you get a boner in school in front of your teacher who thinks you're a dork and you’re into kids.

I got a boner during math and my teacher said I was a math dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in science and my friend said I was a science dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in English and my teacher said I was a dork who read a lot and had a boner.