A Dan moment

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A Dan moment is when you do something so stupid it makes everyone laugh at you for the rest of your life.

I tried to do a magic trick with my pencil and it fell on the floor. Everyone laughed for 10 minutes.

I said my teacher was a donkey in front of the whole class. No one believed me.

I tried to talk to the ceiling and my friend told me I was crazy.

A Dan moment happens when you say or do something that makes zero sense and your friends laugh at you for it.

I said I was a wizard and my friend said I was a wizard who failed math.

I told my dog I was a superhero and my dog barked at me.

I told my mom I was the king of the world and she said I was the king of the trash can.

A Dan moment is when you get so obsessed with a fake character's rules that you act like you’re in a movie and everyone thinks you’re crazy.

I told my friend I had to wear a hat because Harry Potter said so. He laughed at me.

I refused to eat pizza because my favorite character only ate sandwiches.

I started fighting my brother because I thought the hero was fighting him.

A Dan moment is when you say something so stupid in public that people remember it forever, like Dan Quayle.

I told the principal I was the president and he laughed at me.

I said my teacher was a cheeseburger and no one believed me.

I told my friend I was a dragon and he said I was a dragon who forgot his homework.

A Dan moment is when you say something mean but then you say you were just joking and no one believes you.

I told my friend he was a donkey and then said I was just joking. He said I was a donkey who lied.

I told my brother he was a loser and said I was just joking. He told me I was a loser who lied.

I told my teacher she was a donut and said I was just joking. She said I was a donut who cheated.

A Dan moment is when you get a boner in school in front of your teacher who thinks you're a dork and you’re into kids.

I got a boner during math and my teacher said I was a math dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in science and my friend said I was a science dork who had a boner.

I got a boner in English and my teacher said I was a dork who read a lot and had a boner.