A Dan B

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A Dan B is a weakling who can't even stand up for themselves and runs to the first person they see for help. They're the reason you have to suffer through their sobbing fits in the middle of a group project.
Dan B: 'I can't do this anymore!' (after being asked to add one more sentence to the essay)
Dan B cried in the lunchroom when someone took their last chip
Dan B ran to the teacher when a kid said they looked like a chicken.
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A Dan B is just a tiny-headed version of a human being. They probably got stuck in a tiny head when they were born and never got out.
'You're just a Dan B!' said the kid who took the last snack.
Dan B: 'I'm not tiny, I'm just... small-headed.'
Dan B tried to fit their whole head through a door and failed.
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