A Dan Marino
When you take a dump in a urinal and think you’re cool because you’re a Dan Marino, even though you’re just a weak-ass Miami Dolphin.
I took a dump in the urinal and called myself a Dan Marino. My friend laughed and said I was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin.
At the mall, I peed in the urinal and yelled 'Dan Marino!' My mom thought I was having a breakdown.
My cousin said he was a Dan Marino because he peed in the urinal. I said he was a weak-ass Miami Dolphin and got a punch in the face.